Savage Tweets

being savage ain't for the weak

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When you pounding her shit from the back then she catches rhythm and counteract the force and start throwing it back at you

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hardscoper https://t.co/S9ZeE3l908

[VICE Canada @vicecanada]

Canadian sniper breaks world record by taking out Islamic State fighter from two miles away: https://t.co/CcLz1pSAMx

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You see the problem here?

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Everybody has a dream

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How all pool parties are gonna look this summer

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Loving my new Keurig 😩👌🏼

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Female: I need to stop jumping to conclusions
Female: https://t.co/ehhmmdsG3s

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

Bruh 😧 @LILUZIVERT

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When you wake up knowing you could get drafted into WWIII but then you remember you can just change genders

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When a Muslim sees a women learning

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Push me to the edge

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Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfer and carbon?

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Her: You're retarded if you think I'm sucking your dick.
Me:

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Ok that's the last straw

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This gets me everytime 😂😂

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Hangman is so hard to play 😤

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The proper way to ask for nudes

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When you type "Google" into the Google Chrome search bar

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When you are trying to say "don't fuck with me" but auto correct changes fuck to duck

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Rt if you can relate

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I don't remember sending this, but I guess it happened