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@MurrayHillGuy1 She must not have been hot.

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@Hobby_boys @MurrayHillGuy1 I don’t know if this particular conversation is fake but I’ve 100% had several versions of this conversation with multiple women.

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@VinnysCorner1 Jefff Kent

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See now this is how you sexually assault a DoorDash driver.

https://t.co/sDenJfZVlJ

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@rjbr05 @MurrayHillGuy1 I don’t understand this reply. “Better” women?

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@guideforlovers

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@MurrayHillGuy1 Say what you will about the place of chivalry in modern society.

Holding open the door is the best way to check out her ass.

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@thechosenberg

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@privateeyeruss It’s sort of like when a kid gets their first job and buys something with that money. They guard that shit like the One True Ring.

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@privateeyeruss They need your help.

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@privateeyeruss Hey good for her. Game recognizes game.

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@WildBillSherman @privateeyeruss The ability to walk away from the relationship is the ultimate dread. If you’re married she knows she can still walk away with the cash and prizes. It puts a low ceiling on the level of dread.

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@criadoman @privateeyeruss The only real power a man has in a relationship in 2026 is the ability to walk away. Marriage SEVERELY limits his ability to do this. Women aren’t stupid and they understand this very well.

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@DrWaldmiller @Iruka_Uzumaki @privateeyeruss So would you be fine with a couple getting married in your church without having the civil marriage license? If so then bravo. If not then what you’re offering is a total fugazi.

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@FWPlayboy The midget I found really didn’t appreciate this.

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@WindRiv26461749 @financedystop No man who is capable of this would have posted this situation to the Reddit hive mind.

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@KILLTOPARTY

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@DavidKenvyn @3YearLetterman You’re embarrassing yourself Donny. Delete this.

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@CatholicCharm Women want to be looked at by the men they want to look at them. If that’s you then you’re in. If it’s not then you’re deemed creepy.

Proceed accordingly.