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Never before in the twitterverse has one twerp tweet so much for so few tweeps at the expense of so many twits.

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@nickersnina Not David Zuckerman, although he did approach me once to do a character (looked nothing like me) voice for King of the Hill.

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@brian_pat @jeffdunham Hey, Brian. Looks like you and I are the only ones who made the connection. I envision a puppet named Harry, soon.

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@BrendaMcgath Yet, she still left me.

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@joysayin Just read a few of your tweets. I love how you live.

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@nickersnina I knew I should of Googled (did I just capitalize a verb?) quiche before posting. Now ALL my followers think I'm an idiot.

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@nickersnina What about quiche?

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@Erect_brain Next you'll be telling me is that Mary Ellen on America's Got Talent (2010) has one.

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@timtakesphotos Found you and your website by searching the word "fetish" on Twitter. Nice work, Tim.

[Tim Pokorny @timtakesphotos]

Mountains with weather. Black and white. Peas and carrots. Perhaps I've got a fetish... http://www.flickr.com/photos/soppyfrog/5686854181/

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@ericapaiger Squirrels are nice.

[Erica Paige @ericapaiger]

If you don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything at all.

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@idillionaire Hence, my appreciation for sex.

[Idil Ahmed @idillionaire]

The best way to appreciate something is to be without it for awhile.

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@Hannah_Ruane Lordy, Lordy! Gaga's got a gordy.

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@Hannah_Ruane If Lady Gaga has a dick, does that mean I'm gay? #LordGaga Lord Gaga

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The death photo of Osama Bin Laden is not a FAKE! It truly is a photo. Case closed!

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@nickersnina Allow me to help. I want to contribute the word "concatenation" to your 2000 word essay. Now, only 1599 words to go.

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@nickersnina Joke: What did Osama Bin Laden first see in his heaven? A: 27 Achmed (the dead terrorist)s -- Boy, he's screwed now!