Reuben D'souza

#Football maniac #Proud Manchester United Fan | Love Manchester United more than myself | Football Updates Especially regarding Manutd #GGMU

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

RIP THE SCRIPT @Nike

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[Rio Ferdinand Presents @RioMeets]

Bruno Fernandes has achieved a new Premier League record with 21 assists in a single season!

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

No-one does it like him.

Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year 🤩❤️

[Premier League @premierleague]

In a league of his own.

Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!

[OB @CFC_OBED]

Last time an Arsenal player won the premier league player of the season

top 5 that season:
• 1st: Chelsea (91 points)
• 2nd: Manchester United (83 points)
• 3rd: Liverpool (82 points)
• 4th: Arsenal (67 points)
• 5th: Tottenham Hotspur (65 points)

Guess who ? Henry won with 27 goals . Don’t let anyone gaslight you into thinking that Rice has been robbed . Bruno deserves it .

[Rohit Pathak  @Being_Rohitp]

Peak andhbhakt behaviour 🤡

#SalmanKhan is among the highest taxpayers in India. Most of his convoy expenses are borne by himself, and that too because of Government terrorist threats. Meanwhile PMs, CMs and MLAs enjoy full security and luxury on taxpayers’ money while many of them barely contribute proportionally in taxes themselves. So maybe question them first 🤡

[Technical Charts @Technicalchart1]

Manoj Madhusudhanan took a ₹1.86 crore home loan from ICICI Bank.

As collateral, he handed over his original property documents. Every homebuyer does this. You have no choice.

ICICI Bank sent those documents to their storage facility in Hyderabad via courier. Somewhere on that journey — Bangalore to Hyderabad — the documents vanished.

Gone. Originals. Irreplaceable.

When Manoj found out, ICICI Bank had one answer: it was the courier company's fault. Not ours.

He went to the Banking Ombudsman. They told ICICI to publish a public notice about the loss and pay him ₹25,000 for the trouble.

Twenty-five thousand rupees. For losing the original documents to a ₹1.86 crore property.

Manoj sent a legal notice. ICICI denied any mistake.

He went to the NCDRC.

The apex consumer court looked at the facts. The bank had taken custody of the documents. The bank had chosen the courier. The bank could not hand that liability to a third party and walk away.

ICICI Bank — India's second-largest private bank, ₹9 lakh crore in assets — was held liable. Ordered to obtain reconstructed certified copies, issue an indemnity bond, and pay ₹25 lakh in compensation.

One loan. One lost file. One bank that blamed the courier.

Save this — if your bank loses your original property documents, they cannot blame their courier agent. The documents were in their custody. The liability is theirs. File at your district consumer forum. The law is on your side.

(Source: Manoj Madhusudhanan vs. ICICI Bank Ltd. | NCDRC | LiveLaw, September 2023)

[SethOfficial @UTD_Seth001]

🚨 José Mourinho on comparisons between Pep Guardiola and Sir Alex Ferguson after Manchester City’s FA Cup final win over Chelsea:

“No, no, no… that is not even close.”

“Yes, Pep Guardiola is a great coach. What he has done with Manchester City is fantastic, the football is beautiful and the trophies are there.”

“But Sir Alex Ferguson? Come on. You speak like people who did not watch football.”

“Sir Alex built different generations of winning teams over more than 20 years. Different players, different eras, different rivals and still he continued winning.”

“He did not always have the biggest spending power, but Manchester United remained at the top because of his mentality and leadership.”

“What Sir Alex did was not just coaching tactics, it was building a football empire.”

“Pep has coached incredible teams with incredible structures, but Sir Alex rebuilt Manchester United again and again while the whole league kept changing around him.”

“One dominated with perfection. The other dominated through generations.”

“For me, Sir Alex Ferguson is still untouchable.”

{@talkSPORT }

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

.@WWE BACKLASHHAUSEN this Saturday May 9th

Mizkit will rue the day they crossed Danhausen

[WrestleTalk @WrestleTalk_TV]

Danhausen adds himself to the viral WWE Backlash promo video 😂

[WrestleTalk @WrestleTalk_TV]

Seth Rollins walks off the set of Good Morning Football after an exchange with Kyle Brandt👀

"You can do the rest by yourself."

https://t.co/4trj4gpNwK

[PunsterX @PunsterX]

This ceasefire gave everyone something to be happy about:

🇺🇸 Americans are happy that Trump opened the Strait of Hormuz which was already open before the war

🇮🇷 Iran is happy that they still have control over the Strait of Hormuz and can levy a transit fee

🇮🇱 Israel is happy they can still bomb Lebanon, if not the entire Middle-East

🇵🇰 Pakistan is happy that they negotiated the ceasefire

🇮🇳 Indians are happy that Shehbaaz Sharif copy-pasted a tweet

[Mukul Dekhane @dekhane_mukul]

At the airport, a sweet Mallu girl sitting next to me, just said to me, "Ye Lawde"

I gave her a piercing, angry stare, surprised how this girl could say something like that?

I was about to blast her, but then I saw her pointing at her baggage & I replayed those words slowly in my mind, and then realized she actually had said, "Yeh allowed hai?

I bet you'll replay it in your mind with a Mallu accent

🤣🤣

[Oluchi_react @Oluchi_Utd]

SESKO, CUNHA and MBEUMO agreed to join MANCHESTER UNITED without UCL Football

Now, they're single handedly taking MAN UNITED to the UCL

DELAP, JOÃO PEDRO and GARNACHO joined CHELSEA due to UCL football, now they're taking them to CONFERENCE LEAGUE

6 PLAYERS, DIFFERENT MENTALITY!! 😂😂

[Mission Ambedkar @MissionAmbedkar]

"Abey Wo Jhandu Baam." 🤣🤣

An illiterate andhbhakt was spewing hate in the name of being a KATTAR HINDU, a youth stepped in and exposed his true position.

BJP has fueled religious fanaticism among all illiterate unemployed people in India.

[Luna Vantour @Luna_vantour]

That was too dark 💀

[Yash Gowda @yash_gowdaa]

Belt treatment to BJP 🔥
@Bhavyanmurthy

[Reuben D'souza @Savio06]

@DesiUrbanist So the government didn't know that MTHL would not have heavy vehicles flow when it was created for that very reason transportation should be easy for JNPT please stop providing reasons and it's pure poor planning altogether accept it.