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[Sav @SavonnaSammon]

Surprise! We're officially Mr. & Mrs Brandly! Yes this really did happen, and No, we don't want your negative comments & concerns...thanks! 10/25/2018♡

[Sav @SavonnaSammon]

6 years ago td, Nick & I attended a friend's wedding as "just friends". He had actually asked me out before the reception, but I said no, I didn't think I was ready. A month later we started officially daiting and 9mo after that we got married. So glad he didn't give up on me ♡

[Sav @SavonnaSammon]

Oh, not to mention a haircut in Oregon is EIGHTY DOLLHAIRS. Like be so fuckin for real bitch

[Sav @SavonnaSammon]

*Makes an appt for a haircut*

Me: "just like 2 inches off the length, no more than that or I'll cry"

The hairdresser: "okay 2 inches" *actively cuts off 4+ inches of my hair while my back is to the mirror* *spins me around* "what do you think?! Do you love it!?"

Me: 👁_👁

[Sav @SavonnaSammon]

Like bffr...why tf do they think this shit is okay? Idgaf if my hair is dead and needs 12 mf inches off...IM PAYING, DO WHAT I ASKED, LET ME LIVE WITH MY SPLIT ENDS IN HAPPINESS

[Sav @SavonnaSammon]

My older neighbors will walk over to chat with me while I'm doing work outside...but I'm not really one for small talk, so ill stand there and talk their ears off for SOO long that I become the neighbor that "doesn't stop talking" so they won't come by to talk to me as often 💀

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Millie Bobby Brown is engaged!

[Sav @SavonnaSammon]

@Jaclyn_Walsh Nope! I just hope she's okay. It's crazy that's there's no update AT ALL. Like nothing that I can find at least

[Sav @SavonnaSammon]

Random yet serious question; Did anyone find Tiffany Percy? I remember hearing around this time last year that she went missing, but I never heard an update, and it popped into my head. Just wanna make sure she's okay

[Sav @SavonnaSammon]

@MissingIAction Me af

[josie✧ @josiebellaa]

if i had 9 lives i’d use one of them to kms in front of a rude customer

[Sav @SavonnaSammon]

Damn

[Sav @SavonnaSammon]

Working 7 days a week, almost every week, for over a year has really started to catch up with me and I am beyond exhausted.

[Sav @SavonnaSammon]

It's Monday already 😭

[Sav @SavonnaSammon]

Nothing is worse than having to break the heat cocoon of a cozy, warm comforter, only to be met with the brisk feel of a 69° room and a fan on high bc you "like it cold" when you go sleep.

[Sav @SavonnaSammon]

Imagine working 2 jobs so you can afford better food and going out a few times a month, but instead, rent goes up $200/mo so you're back to square 1

[Sav @SavonnaSammon]

There's NOTHING inappropriate about the dress I got from the middle-aged-womens section of fucking KOHLS dawg.

[Sav @SavonnaSammon]

There's nothing more annoying than my outfits deemed "inappropriate" bc my literal natural body shape is underneath them. Like bitch...my dress collar is UP AT MY THROAT and the hem of my dress is AT MY ANKLES.

[Sav @SavonnaSammon]

Your body signaling to poop right after you get out of the shower is the greatest bodily betrayal known to the human race.

[Sav @SavonnaSammon]

I pulled up to the window at DQ and the lady who was handing out orders goes "woah! You're beautiful! And you've got a bad ass jeep!" Like omg, that made my whole week😭