Savortooth

YouTube cookbook made of old memes, bad puns, and sarcasm. Learn how to make it by watching me fuck it up. | Instagram: savor_tooth | [email protected]

[Savortooth @Savor_Tooth]

Chronicles of the Broke and Depressed:
Left the house in the middle of the night looking for a dessert place that was still open. No dice.
Ended up at Ralph's, found a box of cake pops that normally costs $5 in the discount bin for $1. Yes dice.
#SaturdayNight #partyhard

[Savortooth @Savor_Tooth]

@NoirGalaxies @rollwdifficulty
Hey! So, I'm joining my first campaign (session 0 is next week!) and I'm playing a Warforged. I was wondering if it would be okay to use some of the Mechanite lore you guys have laid out (specifically how they're born and the word "mechanite")

[Savortooth @Savor_Tooth]

@jammi_dodger94 A couple I wanted to highlight. My favorite parts are, "Paracord to keep your soap off the ground!!"(....it's a string, bruh.) and, "Same soap used in the Korean War!!" (.......okayyyy??)

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@jammi_dodger94 I guess I can't talk too much shit since they give part of their proceeds to veterans' charities, but still: This company is a Pointlessly Gendered Goldmine!

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@MatPatGT
https://t.co/nSLCOaPRXd

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@MrBeast I just ran into this as an ad on YT. Is this really you or are people being scammed?
https://t.co/yxfTQSBZai
Channel: Beastly Sponsored
Has no content

[Savortooth @Savor_Tooth]

@TheJovenshire I mean, Gotham is an actual old school nickname for New York, so that’s the most obvious answer. I’ve always heard it as: Metropolis is NYC during the day, Gotham is NYC at night.
Maybe I’m wrong since so many people seem to be saying Chicago, but that’s the way I first heard it

[Savortooth @Savor_Tooth]

Blep game STRONG

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Elsa. She’s still learning how to control her tongue. Her humans like to take advantage of this. 12/10 (IG: elsatherotty)

[Savortooth @Savor_Tooth]

Required viewing

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Bean and Sprout. They are the mother-daughter duo you need to see today. Both 14/10

[Tim Wise @timjacobwise]

Brief thread: critics of Critical Race Theory say kids shouldn't be taught the role of racism in the development of America. But far worse is the propaganda my generation was taught, with books that papered over horrific inhumanity in the name of patriotism. To wit, books like...

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@PhillyD I think one key is that people are tired of feigned neutrality; there’s no such thing as an unbiased person. Refusing to give your opinion used to be seen as responsible/professional, now people are seeing it as a kind of cowardice—refusing to take a stand on things that matter.

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

he wasn’t a martyr. he was a father.

[NaomiOsaka大坂なおみ @naomiosaka]

I was going to make a celebratory tweet but then I was hit with sadness because we are celebrating something that is clear as day. The fact that so many injustices occurred to make us hold our breath toward this outcome is really telling.

[Savortooth @Savor_Tooth]

@PAVGOD 🎶Mr. Floofman look and see
Is there a doggo on the couch for me
Why’s it been a very long time
Since I snuggled this pupper of mine🎶

[Savortooth @Savor_Tooth]

Read both.

[Shawnté James, MD: The Olds™/Elder Millennial @ShawnteJamesMD]

If I’m intubating a baby, and I grab a 1 Miller instead of a 00 Miller, I’ll know instantly.

If I’m intubating a baby, and you hand me a 3.5 ETT instead of a 2.5 ETT, I’ll know instantly.

If during surgery, you hand a surgeon a scalpel instead of a bovie, she’ll know instantly.

[Hot Little Mongoose @HLMongoose]

This is the best thing I’ve read in awhile.

[Savortooth @Savor_Tooth]

@PhillyD Bro, I watch pimple popping videos. I live for the gross shit 😎

[BIG DADDY @Bigdaddyvinz_]

If you often procrastinate, open this

[Yell in a War @jelenawoehr]

When you hear that an unhoused person “refused services” that includes...

- refused to give up their pet to get a short-term hotel room
- the shelter they were offered a space in isn’t safe for their gender/sexuality
- couldn’t consolidate all their belongings into two bags