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[Jedi @dhe3g]

Architecture was better when the cocaine was clean and people prioritized spaces where they could stay up and talk all night

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When you accidentally nod in class and now the teacher is explaining the lesson only to you

[Eliza Thornberry ✨ @Shasha_Marie12]

My grandfather died and left a notebook with a list of people that owe him money and told us to make sure that we collect it
😭😭😭

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

yes fighting & drinking will be allowed at my funeral

[Laroi ⚖️ @fwlaroiski]

Women will see you have nothing and STILL wanna take that from you😭😭😭

[Jaymo ✧* @Jayyakamii]

this is how the air in the morning of field trips used to feel like

[NickFrank40 @NickyFrank30]

lol we’re witnessing a mass psychosis in real time

[xxl✩ @hatedubem]

i told her she a clown she said “you the balloons i walk wit” WTF😭

[$achito 𓁢 @vuhsaachi]

how those single baby mom’s with one son be looking

[Princess @nymfeline]

I blocked this mf everywhere n i woke up to this

[-redacted- @FIipppa]

@jiggyjayy2 This isn’t your everyday bum. This a is a super BUM

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Diddy will reportedly be able to watch tonight’s Knicks game from jail, per @TMZ

[TSG👻 @TweetsSeeGhosts]

@moristiko pros : you get 100k

cons : there’s a 99.9% chance he posts it in 3 years talking about “IVE BEEN GIVING HANDOUTS TO BROKE ASS NIGGAS FOR WAY TOO LONG”

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

If I bite into a hotdog & it's a carrot, I'm airing it out 😭😭

[mama(to-be) strawberry 🍼🍓 @honeybunwife]

this + doordash food from someplace local + watching a mediocre movie from 2011 on cable

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Lost footage of the Black Khan of Mongolia visiting the Ming Dynasty for the first time in the year 1440

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

DRAYMOND GREEN WITH THE FLAGRANT FOUL ON LEBRON. 😳

(Via @LADEig)