Avi

#MiddleAged #Latina and #HashtagEnthusiast in #Knoxville #Tennessee. Absurdity is my love language.

[Avi @SavvyAvi]

A poem to my #EternalLove, @tacobell : “TACO BELL!” I often shout, “YOU’RE WHAT LUNCH IS ALL ABOUT!!!” (And breakfast! And dinner! And #FourthMeal too!!!) Taco Bell, I love you ❤️ 🌮

[Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans]

The alphabet scares me

“A bee sea?”

No thank you I’ll just stop you right there

[Avi @SavvyAvi]

@GianmarcoSoresi Both Asheville shows were available when I bought tickets, but I
chose 5pm because I’m a middle-aged mom of 4 and 7:30pm requires pharmaceutical intervention. Now the 5pm is cancelled, the 7pm is sold out, and honestly this feels like propaganda for amphetamines

[Avi @SavvyAvi]

@GianmarcoSoresi Both Asheville shows were available when I bought tix, but I chose the 5pm because I’m a middle-aged mom of 4 and 7:30pm requires pharmaceutical intervention. Now the 5pm is cancelled, the 7pm is sold out, and honestly this feels like propaganda for amphetamines.

[Avi @SavvyAvi]

@_falsi1ke Hello!

[Avi @SavvyAvi]

@KCSSuper - We have driven her to the bus stop every day and wait to ensure she boards the bus safely each morning. It’s sad that safety isn’t a concern for the drivers transporting our child each morning.

[Avi @SavvyAvi]

@KCSSuper - My husband called KCS to report the incident, and my son (who was on another bus) heard the driver defend her decision on the CB stating “It’s a bus STOP, not a bus WAIT” which would have been valid had she actually stopped.

[Avi @SavvyAvi]

@KCSSuper - Today, a KCS-contracted bus driver didn't stop for our daughter as she was exiting my husband's car at the bus stop, as she does daily. I'm shocked that a middle school girl is expected to stand by a busy road rather than wait safely in a car.

[Avi @SavvyAvi]

@Delta - I purposely packed light so I wouldn’t have to be alone in Miami at midnight waiting for a bag. You made me check my bag at #LGA and assured me I wouldn’t have to wait. YOU LIED 😡 #aloneinmiamiatmidnight

[Avi @SavvyAvi]

<SOUND ON> @kroger - When they say fresh for everyone, they mean EVERYONE

[Avi @SavvyAvi]

The more I watch #Aladdin on @disneyplus, the more I’m convinced that @NumanAcar_ should have played #Jafar instead. His acting was infinitely better than the flat, disappointing performance by Marwan Kenzari #SorryNotSorry

[Avi @SavvyAvi]

20 to 8! Great game so far!!! #goladyvols

[Avi @SavvyAvi]

@CityKnoxvilleTN - I was just informed by a police officer that you provided a permit for the screaming racket currently happening in South Knoxville at Baker Creek Preserves. I live a mile away and can hear the noise INSIDE my home. I have a BABY. This is ridiculous.

[Avi @SavvyAvi]

Thanks, @LibertyMutual, for being my hero today. Getting into an accident sucks, but your level of customer service proves that you live by your tag line “Liberty stands with you”. @AskLiberty

[Avi @SavvyAvi]

Time to kick off #Endeavor18! Thanks to City of Knoxville Mayor @madelinerogero and Knox County Mayor @GlennJacobsTN for speaking today!

[Avi @SavvyAvi]

@jdelaneyNOIR It just means I’ll unfollow you on two to streamline mine #booyah

[Avi @SavvyAvi]

@Cabronessi @BBCWorld “Hillbillies” is one word. If you’re going to criticize Knoxvillians, at least do it correctly 🙄

[Avi @SavvyAvi]

@cromeslice @SaraLeeDesserts Whaaaaaa???

[Avi @SavvyAvi]

How old were you when you realized that ‘Pet’s Mart’ was actually called Pet Smart?

I was today years old.

[Avi @SavvyAvi]

FANTASTIC panel on the lucrative e-gaming industry - “We have to stop being afraid of this and start diving deeper.” #EAMC2018

[Avi @SavvyAvi]

@eamc I’m thinking $100 to start the bidding. I’m sure my husband would approve #showgirls