Hannah

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Mark Twain

[Hannah @SavvyGoatLady]

I just earned a free play by playing #StarbucksSummerGame #sweeps
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[Hannah @SavvyGoatLady]

@eblosfield I recently noticed that my Twitter has mostly been devoted to you and the #bridesquad #afternoonmorningsuit

[Hannah @SavvyGoatLady]

@eblosfield it took me a second to realize I was part of the #bridesquad #glorioushobos

[Hannah @SavvyGoatLady]

"I can't live tweet and hold my brewskie!" @ae_abigail#happilyeverhawley

[Hannah @SavvyGoatLady]

Playing true American like the beasts we are. #lastflingbeforethering #happilyeverhawley

[Hannah @SavvyGoatLady]

Mmmmmm pancakes! #happilyeverhawley

[Hannah @SavvyGoatLady]

Omelette bar. #happilyeverafter

[Hannah @SavvyGoatLady]

@ae_abigail #teambride #happilyeverhawley

[Hannah @SavvyGoatLady]

Because who needs strippers? #happilyeverhawley #lastflingbeforethering

[Hannah @SavvyGoatLady]

Yum! #phalicsymbols #delicious #lastflingbeforethering #livetweet

[Hannah @SavvyGoatLady]

Gift time? #lastflingbeforethering

[Hannah @SavvyGoatLady]

"This is a penis, oh wait.... They're all penises!" @eblosfield #lastflingbeforethering

[Hannah @SavvyGoatLady]

No, really, we're getting ready. #lastflingbeforethering #happilyeverhawley

[Hannah @SavvyGoatLady]

Getting ready for the #flingbeforethering

[Hannah @SavvyGoatLady]

I'm not asking because I want to, I'm asking because I need to. Please send #prayers my mother's way. https://t.co/UZ2E5jhmxG #melanoma

[China Xinhua News @XHNews]

#Beijing issues first red alert for heavy #smog. Odd-even car ban imposed; schools suspended

[Hannah @SavvyGoatLady]

Because it's a hot topic these days... https://t.co/DJ6uk3aawq #refugeecrisis #refugeelivesmatter #whatisterrorism?

[Hannah @SavvyGoatLady]

New Blog Post! Enjoy my tirades? Here's one about #education #teachers #teaching #inspiration https://t.co/dbFSPAdiUr

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Y'all better donate to #TeamHannah
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[Hannah @SavvyGoatLady]

I thought I would never see this because, "Wait, how do you tweet?" #twitterpro @ae_abigail