Savvy Ellis (Sasser)

Army Wife 💚 6’0 unicorn 🌞 twin mom 🌎

[Mike Johnson @MikeJohnson1_]

The bachelor series has had some cuties! Still would like some think ones, I'm from the south we eat out cornbread!

[Savvy Ellis (Sasser) @SavvySasser_]

@OldNavy I’ve tried for 2 weeks to get someone on the phone to discuss my recent order and you’ve had “higher than normal wait times” and you aren’t emailing right now.. it’s been 3 weeks and no order received.

[Kevin McHale @druidDUDE]

My Naya, my Snixxx, my Bee. I legitimately can not imagine this world without you.

[Kristin Chenoweth @KChenoweth]

Thank you for what you gave the world. I love you.

[Savvy Ellis (Sasser) @SavvySasser_]

@katherineosulli @DancingABC What the heck....

[Skai @skaijackson]

Keep her name trending. She still hasn’t been found. Bring her home #FindNaya

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Japan has less than 1,000 covid deaths. They never went in to full economic shut down. They have an unemployment rate of 2.6%. How did they do it? Virtually everybody wears a mask. Americans have no idea how fucking stupid they look on the world stage.

[Savvy Ellis (Sasser) @SavvySasser_]

@mceleste27_ Did you take a food sensitivity test?!

[Savvy Ellis (Sasser) @SavvySasser_]

After 2.5 years my husband followed me on Twitter @BetterOffTedd

[Trey 〽️ @realtreyforde]

2009 vs. 2020

[Savvy Ellis (Sasser) @SavvySasser_]

@jayjames74_ Ew mangey coyote

[Savvy Ellis (Sasser) @SavvySasser_]

@Diddyjane_4rlz Love you 😂😂😂😂

[Savvy Ellis (Sasser) @SavvySasser_]

@CheBaby17 My husband has the 2019 f-150 STX with eco boost and it gets close to the same gas mileage as my Subaru Forester .. 26 on the highway

[Jeri Sasser, PhD @JeriSasser]

Happy April Fools’ Day! Just a quick reminder to avoid jokes regarding COVID-19 (and health in general) as they may be potentially distressing to others.

[★ ★ ★ ★ ★ @kvrelynsanity]

Orange peels, sea salt & vapor rub. Boil together & sit in front of the pot for 15 mins. This releases bacteria from the nose, throat, and lungs.

[Dan Rogland @DanRogland]

I’ve seen several people making jokes about how much it sucks to quarantine with your significant other and I...do not relate? I married someone that I LIKE

[Savvy Ellis (Sasser) @SavvySasser_]

Literally asking. I mean if I ran out of TP you can always use old rags and just wash them like a cloth diaper. Not that big of a dealio

[Savvy Ellis (Sasser) @SavvySasser_]

I’m still confused why people are buying so much toilet paper? Wouldn’t food be more helpful?