Seth Austin

I write things down and people seem to be ok with that. I like clouds and playing with straw wrappers.

[Seth Austin @SawedLaughter]

...between the sheets?

[Seth Austin @SawedLaughter]

I dont want to make this into a thread, so I'll keep this short. No one should ever feel embarrassed to ask for help. If you live in the u.s., dial 988 and someone will be there to listen to you.

[Seth Austin @SawedLaughter]

A Machine For Pigs was the Devil May Cry 2 of Amnesia, but still at least had an interesting story

[Seth Austin @SawedLaughter]

Thank god I don't accidentally delete a file that contains a virus

[Seth Austin @SawedLaughter]

@Chelllllsee Everyone's saying "the action is so good though" but it ain't. It really ain't.

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Godzilla vs. Kong was fucking terrible.

[Seth Austin @SawedLaughter]

Trying to watch uncut gems with some friends but they are all arguing over the dumbest shit. Equating listening to the movie soundtrack is a spoiler and so is reading the symptoms of cough syrup.

[Seth Austin @SawedLaughter]

A few months ago I tried to see how badly I could compress the film Gerry

[Seth Austin @SawedLaughter]

Late night facts: My investment in cryptocurrencies is only worth about 21% of the value of my yugioh card collection.

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@iscariotolyte @ZalzoTV This whole thread is too fucking comedically perfect to be satire.

[Seth Austin @SawedLaughter]

"Hi, may I speak to Seth Austin?"
This is Seth
"Seth if you have any questions or concerns call us at 555-1234"
Concerns about wh-
[Call ended]

[Seth Austin @SawedLaughter]

It's not a great sign that I saw cell phone footage of a concert on youtube from 2008 and I had to remind myself that they did in fact have cell phones in 2008.

[Seth Austin @SawedLaughter]

"So what have you been up to lately"
"...nothing"
https://t.co/Bq6RWLBxqI

[Seth Austin @SawedLaughter]

@jennyjaffe Just to give a sad update to anyone who hasn't noticed, it is now no longer possible to reach the bathtub, likely because of the pornography in the same room.

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Let's draw some lines in the sand. Halloweentown 2 is way better than the first one.

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I wasn't expecting to learn so much Count Chocula lore today

[Seth Austin @SawedLaughter]

This is not something I expected to be accounted for in Wikipedia's list of vampire weaknesses