Sawyer Shaffer

I'm more funny in real life Or more annoying your choice.

[Sawyer Shaffer @SawyerShaffer]

Does @drinkbubblr sponsor literally any white b*tch? If so, sponsor me b*tch

[USA NEWS 🇺🇸 @usanewshq]

$200 billion more to Ukraine

$2,500 per month to illegal aliens

$750 to Americans who lost everything in Hurricane Helene

Imagine voting for more of this. Share so all Americans see this.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Shouldn’t the nominee be decided by a party vote? Democracy etc …

[Sawyer Shaffer @SawyerShaffer]

Psa: nobody gives a fuck about your Spotify wrapped, do us a favor, and kill yourself while you listen to it

[Sawyer Shaffer @SawyerShaffer]

Bitches already be tanning while it’s 60 degrees. Like how desperate is your Pale ass. And didn’t yo momma teach you about skin cancer…smh

[Sawyer Shaffer @SawyerShaffer]

I don’t care about you unless you wanna talk about snowmobiles

[Raheel Ramzanali @The_Raheel]

We've hit PEAK #COVID19 INTERNET https://t.co/GsY78RzBPK

[Sawyer Shaffer @SawyerShaffer]

@AliciaNiblock7 You talking shit

[Sawyer Shaffer @SawyerShaffer]

Do you COVID-19 cause I want to put my dick in your spleen

[Sawyer Shaffer @SawyerShaffer]

Fuck you

[Ramsey Shaffer (babbl-labs.com) @RamseyShaffer]

Anyone else have siblings that send you invoices when they want money from you

[Sawyer Shaffer @SawyerShaffer]

I got iss again. Lol

[Sawyer Shaffer @SawyerShaffer]

There’s no one waiting for me at the door 💔

[Sawyer Shaffer @SawyerShaffer]

Does anybody else go through Snapchat with their big toe while they’re on the shitter wiping, because this so… Same #shithappens

[Sawyer Shaffer @SawyerShaffer]

When people post fireworks on their story, like bitch I'm looking at that shit rn😑

[Sawyer Shaffer @SawyerShaffer]

Sup fuckers

[Sawyer Shaffer @SawyerShaffer]

Jim quote of the day: "liberalism is worse then aids"

[Sawyer Shaffer @SawyerShaffer]

Bitches already be tanning while it’s 60 degrees. Like how desperate is your Pale ass. And didn’t yo momma teach you about skin cancer…smh