Trump 2016
Oprah 2020
Chelsea 2024
Malia 2028
Bieber 2032
GREAT HUMAN-ROBOT WAR
Cylon 2036
Keurig Machine 2040
GREAT HUMAN-ROBOT WAR II
Al Gore Floating Head 2044
Reanimated Reagan 2048
Sexbot 2052
GREAT HUMAN-ROBOT WAR III
Hillarybot 2056
END OF WORLD
The guy who on his first foray into politics defeated 17 of the most skilled politicians in the country, packed the courts with originalists, massively repealed federal regulations, reformed tax code within a year, repealed individual mandate, etc., sure must be lucky. https://t.co/eOL1zvrHfD
Imagine how much better off we'd be as a society if we took the money Jeff Sessions is going to spend throwing people in jail/prison for smoking pot, and used it to treat opiate addiction instead.