Saxar the BattleCow

Follow me if you like running or drunk live tweeting of events that happened in the 80s

[Saxar the BattleCow @SaxarBattleCow]

@elonmusk That's a great idea, do we know anyone between us at Twitter? I'll check my Rolodex

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@ProBirdRights What animal eats most birb? That smartest animal

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@ProBirdRights You has influstable hot tob and 41k?

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@ProBirdRights I recommend Challah

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@TheOnion Hey I had something like this happen to me once at like midnight.

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@ProBirdRights You poo you own car. You drank til you poo. Bird up and deal with it

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Use Signal

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@ProBirdRights I'll see you in my chambers first to "discuss". I find you very sexy like big bird.

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@israhirsi I'm proud of you two!

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@joshgreenb Look in your ear

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One more quarantine and I'll be in man-bun territory. 👨🐇

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Just did a gif search for "Surfing Cat" which yielded no results. Faith in humanity officially lost.

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I am so tired of your #Mushroom posts, can we please just keep social media political?

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If you came here in a spaceship, fuck you.

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#youmattervaletine @ Montavilla, Portland https://t.co/U1s6FxS4xq

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From "One Riot, One Ranger" to "One Jersey, One Ranger" #NotMySuperbowl #chucknorris… https://t.co/LXVXOoc1R3

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If you start dating someone today be sure to start thinking ice sculptures. #ThinkAhead… https://t.co/118fsagHw6

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ATLiens for the win! Suck it Brady @ Montavilla, Portland https://t.co/uCQLftL1C5

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It's not even cold out https://t.co/SqfsmsNStn

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#unwindulax #margarita #triforce #link #green @ Landmark Saloon https://t.co/q5Rn1KSFhQ