Brittany

Vibes? Who needs them.

[Brittany @SaxySunDevil]

I TURNED IN MY LAST ASSIGNMENT!! I OFFICIALLY AM A COLLEGE GRADUATE!! ✨🎉✨🎉✨

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Everyone has a mustache.

[bern @bigballerbernn]

you're telling me a gar licked this bread?

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

“Runaway brides” should be called “near Mrs.”

Thank you, this is why I have a PhD

[Katya @katya_zamo]

I don’t think “cornhole” is a good name for a game. Think that needs to get renamed sorry

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Hotel ACs are the McDonalds sprite of air conditioning

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

I love the word "interesting" cuz it's so chaotically neutral

[PokéMar 𓅪 @PokeMarr]

I love when baby bird beaks are shaped
⟨: instead of <:

[valentine @valawakened]

If you were a fish at an aquarium, I’d read your entire little information plaque and stand there way too long watching you swim around so you’d know you were my favorite.

[Katya @katya_zamo]

I am ready to have sex with an Italian man

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Lee Daniel’s The Butler presents Lee Cronin’s The Mummy for Nathan Fielder’s The Rehearsal of Seth Rogen’s The Studio

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

“You fucking idiot bitch” me to the video game character that I’m in full control of

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

i’m a slut for a severe thunderstorm and horror movies

[Katya @katya_zamo]

I am not going to kill my future husband. Whether that is because I am incapable of murder, too unattractive for marriage, or both, is entirely my business. So shut up!

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i'd say i am pretty chill as long as i don't get irritated in any form whatsoever

[ABRACADABRA song of the year @Popmusic_edits]

Mood

[Ortega 🇧🇷 @discortega]

Die die die with a smile

[༒︎ @cinemetary]

goodmorning to gaga screaming “I WANNA FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL” the sun is out the birds are shining or whatever