Wheatley

Don't be alarmed! But you /may/ have a very minor case of serious brain damage. // {RP 18+} #Portal #Firefly AU #BPRP

[Blackberry Patch RP @Tingling_Lemons]

Spike pops ‘round the pub in the Last Days Of Earth #IntoTheBlack on #Wattpad #BtVS http://t.co/H3cq6rUGBO

[River Tam @NotYourWeapon]

// Solo Alert ~ Flight.

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// #SweetRelease ~ Pause

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--rambling out of fear, but here's the point. Try not to get vaporized. I hate putting myself back together. @BitingDesperado @NotYourWeapon

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-- to not fall on the floor and smash into bits. And you're my rail now. And you can be vaporized. I'm -- @BitingDesperado @NotYourWeapon

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-- sensor opening fully, he looked up @BloodyRight} I just realized that I used to rely on my guide rail -- @BitingDesperado @NotYourWeapon

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-- worse. Okay. New, /better/ plan. No imagining of any potential outcomes whatsoever. Wait. {Visual -- @BitingDesperado @NotYourWeapon

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-- that could happen? AHH! I /just/ thought of the worst thing. Oh! I just thought of something even -- @BitingDesperado @NotYourWeapon

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Did... Did he just threaten GlaDOS? I... well... Never mind! Not to worry. What's the /worst/ thing -- @BitingDesperado @NotYourWeapon

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-- and if she's alive, she'll almost certainly kill us. @BitingDesperado @NotYourWeapon

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-- here. Forever. That's an option. Option A. Sit here. Do nothing. Option B. Go through there, and -- @BitingDesperado @NotYourWeapon

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-- probably kill us. If she's awake. {hopefully} If you want to just call it quits, we could just sit --@BitingDesperado @NotYourWeapon

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-- now. In order to get back to your ship? We're going to have to go through /her/ chambers. And she'll -- @BitingDesperado @NotYourWeapon

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-- at the sight of @_NotAPotato} {whispering} Probably best to bring you up to speed on something right -- @BitingDesperado @NotYourWeapon

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-- idea. Or, stopping altogether, actually. {Swiveling in @BloodyRight's hands, visual sensor widening -- @BitingDesperado @NotYourWeapon

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-- And look at this! No rail. We go wherever we like! Brilliant! Although, following the rail is a good -- @BitingDesperado @NotYourWeapon

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-- narrowed eye, he let out a digital gasp of dismay} They /lied/. Still though. Worked out alright. -- @BitingDesperado @NotYourWeapon

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I. Am. Not. Dead! I'm not dead! Ha ha! Oh... {Visual sensor closing in an uncanny representation of a -- @BitingDesperado @NotYourWeapon

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--me, on the off chance I'm not dead the second I pop off this thing. Guys? {sighing} Guys? Nobody listens. @BitingDesperado @NotYourWeapon

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-- {dramatically) /Die/... But we're out of options here. So, I'm going to need someone to catch me -- @BitingDesperado @NotYourWeapon