Grad Say What

Some of the dumb and crazy things Grad Students say to each other.

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@drjo2014 Not bad, despite just now getting this!

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Hey @disneyplus and @netflix , can Ukrainian subtitles and dubs be a thing?
Thanks,
People housing Ukrainian Families

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Grad: Let's count!
Kid: One, Two, Three, Four, Eight, Ten, Lemonade...

#WithGrad #speech #FunTimes #Counting #ParentLife

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Patient: I'll hold my #breath and not #Breathe. But it is hard to breath when I do that.
#Intern: True, but that's the point. You need to hold your breath for as long as you can. Which means no breathing...
#HeavenHelpMe #NursingHomes #internships #quotes

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Children: You're loud! Did you go to boot camp?
#loudness #AdultingAndStuff #Honesty #GettingAttention
#InternLife

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#Intern: I may pass out from all this work.
#Staff: If you do, do you want #CPR?
Intern: I don't know. I'll let you know when I'm passed out.
#Medical #quote #lifequotes #MomQuote #SaveMe

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#Supervisor: If you come, you'll be bored to tears.
#Intern: *Internally* We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years.
@alyankovic #AmishParadise #music #WorkMeetings #lyrics

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Intern: Did the #unicorn attack you? #Fight it #back!
#internship #quote #ThingsYouSay #MomQuote

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#Intern: Let's not eat the power #cord, okay?
#QOTD #Funny #MomQuote #children #WorkingWithChildren #WhatDidIJustSay

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Student's #Grandma: If I'm going to the doctor's office, I'm going to need a bra.
Student (mentally): #Priorities.
#HomeForTheHolidays #lifestyle #GoodToBeHome #HappyHoliday #Overheard

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#Student: I'm #stressed out. I'm going to #squeeze LA. *Squeezes CA shaped stress ball*
#LosAngeles #California #gradschool #sendhelp #tuesdayvibes #asha19

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#Student: There are ears in the walls.....and #cobwebs!
#Halloween #HappyHalloween #SchoolLife #NoSpiders #studentlife #BigBrother #NSA #AlwaysListening #GradSchoolLife #DontWorryGoogleImJustAWriter

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#Student: Okay I’ll look in a bit. #Mummies take #priority.
#Halloween #StudentLife #SchoolLife #IsitHalloweenYet #Priorities #ImOkay

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#Student 1: Was he #honking at you?
Student 2: Yes.
1: #Why?
2: Because I was getting into his lane.
#driving #OutOfStateDrivers #AdultingAndStuff #HeavenHelpUs

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#student 1 recalling where someone is from.
Student 2: Do you mean #Montana?
1: Eh, starts with an M
#DeadBrain #CannotThink #StudentLife #Feels #tuesdayvibes #WhereYouFrom?

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#Professor: Keep #struggling and #wrestling with it and we’ll get to it #Next time.
#studentlife #SchoolLife #GradLife #WeNeverGotBackToIt #NotEvenMidterms #medschool

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#student: I didn’t know what #hashtags were until, like, my 8th #Tweet.
#NewToTwitter #IRememberWhen #technology #SocialMedia #FridayVibes #FridayFeeling @Twitter

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#student 1: I’m #thinking about #Eating my feelings?
Student 2: What #feelings?
#SchoolLife #studentlife #studentsuccess #FriendshipGoals #NoLife #DeadInside #RBF

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#student: His #resume is kind of #impressive in a disturbing way.
#studentlife #SchoolLife #DatingLife #DisturbingInformation #WednesdayThoughts #morningmotivation

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#student 1: What was everyone’s #Favorite part of the #night?
Student 2: #Leaving
#goodtimes #gradschool #studentlife