David Watts

certified cheese slut

[David Watts @SayHelloDavid]

@MbarkCherguia I used to work a McDonald’s in high school. I would bet anything this guy acted like a fuking douchebag right up until he started filming.

[David Watts @SayHelloDavid]

@IanMalcolm84 @PicturesFoIder This wasn’t a race thing. It didn’t need to be made a race thing. Shut up.

[David Watts @SayHelloDavid]

@helen_of_roy Service workers nowadays give you the treatment you deserve. I always treat them with respect and dignity, and they are always friendly and kind towards me. If you act entitled and treat them like subhuman dogshit though, you’re going to be met with the same energy.

[David Watts @SayHelloDavid]

@DistroKid Wow! This is useless. Thank you for telling me that the alternative option to using a card is not an option for me.

Let me pay with a card and accept my money. We WANT to give you our money to keep our music up, but you keep declining every card we try to use.

[David Watts @SayHelloDavid]

Entering day 6 of @DistroKid taking down my music because they refuse to accept any card I give them. I received a useless email from their support team saying that they do accept Apple/Google play, but that I can’t do it because I didn’t opt in when I made the account.

[David Watts @SayHelloDavid]

It wasn’t even an option when I made the account in 2019. I just want to give @DistroKid my money to put my music back up, but they have offered absolutely zero useful support and will not accept my money

[David Watts @SayHelloDavid]

@DistroKid reached out to tell me that they do accept payments from Apple Pay or Google pay, but that neither of these are options for me because I didn’t opt in when I made the account. Still no resolution to why they won’t accept any credit cards. Thanks for absolutely nothing!

[David Watts @SayHelloDavid]

I would say that @DistroKid is holding my music hostage, but that would imply that a ransom could be paid to reinstate it. They won’t even accept any of the 5 different credit and debit cards I have tried to use to pay them.

[David Watts @SayHelloDavid]

We have now reached day 5 of @DistroKid not reaching out or responding to any of my emails, and the website will still not accept any form of payment I have offered to restore my music online. Unacceptable.

[David Watts @SayHelloDavid]

@DistroKid Is the thing you’re building a credit card entry system that actually works? I’ve been reaching out for almost a week with no response and you still will not accept any card I try to use to pay for you to put my music back on streaming platforms.

[David Watts @SayHelloDavid]

If anyone is wondering why Say Hello Sunday’s music is no longer on streaming platforms, it is because @DistroKid has refused to accept any form of payment I have tried, and has offered literally zero support to resolve the issue.

[David Watts @SayHelloDavid]

@UPS drivers are the most brain dead people on the planet.

They left a note on my apartment front door saying that they couldn’t deliver my package because they couldn’t find my apartment.

How’d you manage to leave the note on my door if you couldn’t find it?

Jackasses.

[David Watts @SayHelloDavid]

@EdKrassen if I was blind, or deaf, or anything like that, and couldn’t afford to fix it myself, and Mr. Beast offered to pay for it, I literally don’t care if there’s an ulterior motive. Use me in the YouTube thumbnail, film the whole thing for clout, I don’t care I want to see/hear again

[David Watts @SayHelloDavid]

Remember when we bullied the makers of the Sonic movie into changing it?

Do that again with Cobra Bubbles in the live action Lilo and Stitch

[David Watts @SayHelloDavid]

@Cobratate I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $500, Alex

[David Watts @SayHelloDavid]

@McDonalds you can’t ignore us forever #bringbacksnackwraps

[David Watts @SayHelloDavid]

If I see like 4 people come out of a dive bar restaurant at once, I just assume you were all doing coke in the bathroom

[David Watts @SayHelloDavid]

@mbilik_ Daniel Day Lewis as Morty

[David Watts @SayHelloDavid]

Panic! at the Disco was the favorite artist of girl that lied to me about a kid being mine for 4 years, and I was never a huge fan, so I’m having a nice, cold glass of Schadenfreude today

[David Watts @SayHelloDavid]

I got a 98% on my Hydraulic and Pneumatic systems test; shooting for that 4.0 and honor roll again this semester