djroomba

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[julia @FOAM1NG]

people my age are PREGNANT and i am scared of WALMART

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

😭😭😭

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

can i come over and do this

[Holuwarotimi @r0timi_jnr]

the sink is CLOSED

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me at the aquarium trying to make personal connections with the fish

[♡ @ilyylmaoo]

puts cocaine in my lipgloss so when he kisses me he thinks im god

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

him:”are u stupid?”
me:

[down bad comments @downbadcomment]

LMFAOO

[☔ @Whotfismick]

you ever fucked with a song so hard that you restart the song before it's even over???

[djroomba @SayJ16]

Having kids is crazy

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

2020 was not real

[djroomba @SayJ16]

imagine you go to get your oil changed and they just SHIT UP AND CHANGE TJE OIL

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

buckling up my idiot son

[Bri @singingbirth]

I visited a gun shop in Indiana once and had to use the bathroom; inside was a portrait of a naked man with a thick wooden board covering where his private part would be. Curiosity got the best of me and I tried to lift the board. It let off an air horn throughout the whole store