Back in uni, my roommate asked me to help her buy a pregnancy test strip from the pharmacy. I bought itโฆ then used a red pen to draw two lines on it. ๐ญ
She snapped a picture and sent it to her talking stage, a guy sheโd traveled from school to Lagos to see more than twice.
She told him she wanted to terminate the pregnancy, but the man started begging her to keep it. To celebrate the โgood news,โ he immediately sent her โฆ200k. I even got my own cut. ๐๐ญ
That wasnโt the end. She later billed him another โฆ100k for โantenatal registration,โ and he sent it without asking a single question. He even started choosing baby names. She used the fake pregnancy to get a new phone, new wardrobe and hairs.
Eventually, she blocked him, not because he found out, but because she became convinced he was too trusting and that God would punish us someday. ๐ญ๐
Some guys are just so weird๐ญ
This girl called me in the middle of the night just to tell me to knock the fridge before opening because there might be a salad dressing
Bro, God will punish you ๐
2021 LASU iyana iba
Because I was wearing all black, the werey wanted to enter me. Me wey never chop that particular day o ๐ญ
I nursed the headache when I got to my hostel later but I first nod am make him mind dey ๐
two guys stop me for ikorodu garage say why i wear their colour, say i be like person wey come observe surroundings.
they said if they check my phone see anything 7 7 or black black, wetin make they do for me ๐คฃ
i js hiss comot for their front๐ญโ๏ธ