A tomb for ol' TK

TK | Burger Apologist | SweeTart | Heresiarch | Lately: @APCON_MAG, @exactingclam. 🍔😎🤙

[A tomb for ol' TK @SayTeeKay]

New work on the internet (~˘▾˘)~
This country owes @APCON_MAG literally EVERYTHING.
Now, don't forget to all go out and lace into your local prophets as often as possible! 🗣️⛪️

[APOCALYPSE CONFIDENTIAL @APCON_MAG]

THE CLERGY CLASS OUTSIDERS SUITE [1-3] - T.K. Edmond (@SayTeeKay)

"Feed us locust with Tabasco
Like goodly penultimates
Of the quick-come hellmouth.
We won’t need heads
Where we’re going."

https://t.co/rQBNz7fhsO

[A tomb for ol' TK @SayTeeKay]

My lil champ and bride to be needs you @mulaney!

[gently used diva cup @soft__yes]

@mulaney hi my name is Carolyn, I’m your biggest fan. I’m recovering from a stroke I suffered in September, landing me in inpatient hospital rehab for 3 months. My daily motivation was getting to attend your show at @RedRocksCO but I can’t get ADA accessible seats!

[gently used diva cup @soft__yes]

@mulaney please if there’s anything you can do to help it would mean the world to me. I’m getting married 2 days prior and want this to be my honeymoon gift to my husband. Please, John, if you’re able to help coordinate with Red Rocks, 2 wheelchair accessible seats in WC1.

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@soft__yes @mulaney @mulaney hear our plea! We did this all for you!

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YALL. Right here is the toughest, the baddest, The Pink Fury, The Very Most Ineffable Fireball, & Babylon Sister #1 - it’s THE WORLDWIDE CHAMP in the flyweight stroke division, going in for another easy KO. GET ON YR FEET! We’re living in the age of @soft__yes. #cranioplasty

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@megantheevalium When anything shocks you too much to laugh you are losing.

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Men of God are men of peace, harmony, and thoughtfulness. Not carnival confrontation, arrogance, and polemic outrage. There is nothing less "of God" or more worldly than politics. Mourn the dead and deny criminality, but leave God out of it; Heaven is not impressed by any of us.

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@financedystop You will regret it. Invest in burgers and candy.

[lavitalenta @lavitalenta]

Depressed because I’ve never played chess with the homies at the Széchenyi Thermal Baths in Budapest.

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This is no accident. Wake up sheeple.

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@gordonkeith you gotta eat.

[gently used diva cup @soft__yes]

“Where do you get your news?”

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@ad0rnai Wow, got ‘em dude.

[APOCALYPSE CONFIDENTIAL @APCON_MAG]

THE CLERGY CLASS OUTSIDERS SUITE [1-3] - T.K. Edmond (@SayTeeKay)

"Feed us locust with Tabasco
Like goodly penultimates
Of the quick-come hellmouth.
We won’t need heads
Where we’re going."

https://t.co/rQBNz7fhsO

[A tomb for ol' TK @SayTeeKay]

@APCON_MAG Bless you, and bless the oblivion. <3

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Join me: I'm raising funds to help The NEA Fund https://t.co/rqGzpGB64r

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NYT Games got no game. SMH.

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NEVER be too good at it. Or at least keep it a goddam secret. Just deliver… appropriately.

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Las Vegas show 3/19

https://t.co/Vo2X7eHSIk