LizKhalifaaa

just a dog person // #FSU ❤️💛

[LizKhalifaaa @SayWhatsReal22]

WHY does the seatbelt ONLY lock up when you’re in the worst mood :-)

[LizKhalifaaa @SayWhatsReal22]

“I’m so hungover, my phone doesn’t even recognize me”

[Self Love. Dating. Relationships. God. @StephanSpeaks]

People allow irrelevant nonsense to bother them way too much.

[josh denson @notjoshdenson]

having a rough day can we get some cute lizards in the chat

[LizKhalifaaa @SayWhatsReal22]

🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

[helena riley @freshhel]

Ideal life for me i’m a lizard I lay on a rock and have no chores but im allowed in Ulta

[Khalid @thegreatkhalid]

Prioritize yourself

[LizKhalifaaa @SayWhatsReal22]

Let’s normalize NOT approaching me at the gym MIDSET … do better

[LizKhalifaaa @SayWhatsReal22]

Being me is driving 30 minutes to the social spot everyone told you to go to just to decide you would rather just go back home

[abby govindan @abbygov]

I am yelling

[LizKhalifaaa @SayWhatsReal22]

Casual Colorado convo
“Just an FYI there’s a bear up that way” ok nice

[LizKhalifaaa @SayWhatsReal22]

@HighOffAir_ I’d say 🤯

[oLIVia @livycone]

"I’m really not even that stupid" - @coleweldon18

[LizKhalifaaa @SayWhatsReal22]

@lill_smith Idk what that is but it sounds equivalent to an Kia Soul and I have to say I’m disappointed

[LizKhalifaaa @SayWhatsReal22]

Why do people say congratulations when someone gets in a relationship ????
Confusion

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

It’s official wez on the Global L’OFFICIEL Summer 2021 cover, shot by my guy 😍 @gregswalesart 😍 STORY: https://t.co/2Isy9qrXc4 @LOFFICIELUSA

[LizKhalifaaa @SayWhatsReal22]

@Kevinvalla76 Not you bby

[LizKhalifaaa @SayWhatsReal22]

Ctl + ATL + DEL
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[LizKhalifaaa @SayWhatsReal22]

Ended up BACK at the tire shop for the 4th time this month which could have resulted in a bad day but then I got 2 compliments so we had a turn around

[abby govindan @abbygov]

I’ve been in LA two hours and I still haven’t found three quirky male room mates and a forth floor loft apartment... wtf