SAYANTAN BISWAS

IIM Alumnus 🎓

Prefer Dogs over People.

Grey matter enthusiast.
Always up for logical arguments.

[SAYANTAN BISWAS @Sayantan__B]

We broke up because of Religious Differences.

She thinks she is God. 👑
And I don't agree. 😎

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@FCBarcelona_es Stop posting for few days, PLEASE.!

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On a scale of Zero to Me, how frugal are you?

@airtelindia Prepaid Plan.

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@AmazonHelp He refused any help. I have asked multiple time what exactly does he need? Asked for a sample invoice.

Everything is denied.

[SAYANTAN BISWAS @Sayantan__B]

@AmazonHelp And once again you have successfully harrassed the customer.
Thanks @AmazonHelp for helping me.

[SAYANTAN BISWAS @Sayantan__B]

Hi
Current Employer

Kindly don't force me to miss my toxic ex-employer.

Thanks & Regards
Could be ex soon, current employee

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Day 3 of unemployment: Slept till noon because I stayed up late bingeing 90 Day Fiancé.

[ansHU MOR @anshuMor]

For 7 years they brainwashed the country into believing that we are at war …with each other, with different communities, with neighbors, with Bollywood, with comedians, with students, with farmers, with int’l pop stars, with int’l media and when the real war came they vanished.

[SAYANTAN BISWAS @Sayantan__B]

Is it okay for Communists to have a grand wedding ?

@cpimspeak

[PETA India @PetaIndia]

They are NOT disposable 😡

#AdoptDontShop

[SAYANTAN BISWAS @Sayantan__B]

@neglected_sock Don't.❌⚠️☠️❌
Been there, done that.

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@anuragkashyap72 @PriyankaKhimani Well, now I know @iampayalghosh exists. 😐

#MeToo #Metooindia

[McKinsey & Company @McKinsey]

#Tourism made up 10% of global GDP in 2019. This year, with tourist arrivals set to plummet by 80%, 120 million jobs are at risk.

Reopening the #travel industry will require government-sector collaboration never seen before, in four big ways 🛫 https://t.co/9zyGuumvJW

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@FCBarcelona

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@FCBarcelona_es

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The Art 2️⃣➖8️⃣
The Artist @QSetien

#BarcaBayern #FCBCFC #BarcelonaBayern #Barca #Messi #Champions #ChampionsLeague #BartomeuDimission
@FCBarcelona @FCBarcelona_es @FCBayern @ChampionsLeague

[ConsultingHumor @ConsultingHumor]

Assessments in a nutshell

[Crazy Management Consultants @CrazyMgmtCons]

Consultants saying they love their clients

[Crazy Management Consultants @CrazyMgmtCons]

When you're on vacation but also a consultant

[Crazy Management Consultants @CrazyMgmtCons]

Who led the digital transformation of your company?

◻️ McKinsey

◻️ CEO

◻️ CTO

◻️ agile squads

☑️ COVID-19

[ConsultingHumor @ConsultingHumor]

I have this problem where I respond to requests like "oh sure, no problem, shouldn't take long 👍" when I literally have no idea how long it will take