Ross Sayers

Author & co-host of I've Got An Idea For A Podcast (@ivegotanideapod)

he/him

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Me and @yelhsaashton have started a podcast! Each week, either me, Ashley or a guest pitches an idea for a pod and we record a test episode to see if the idea is any good. Available all the usual places!

[I’ve Got An Idea For A Podcast @ivegotanideapod]

Clip from our first episode: "Podcast Heaven & Hell". Can you invent a sweetie? 🤔

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

This is one of my favourite genres of lyrics. 'Naming a band/song to make yourself seem cooler/more refined'. Do I believe Ed Sheeran was driving at 90mph at 16 years old singing Tiny Dancer? Or Katy Perry was kissing her boyfriend to (again) Radiohead? Not so sure

[emma @fetalgeniuss]

Would love to know which Radiohead song you can sing at the top of your lungs without being put on suicide watch

[Bob's Vintage Bricks @bobvintagebrick]

Our Teen Wolf (1985) creation is now a LEGO Ideas submission!
With 10,000 supporters, this could become an official LEGO set.
Please click the link https://t.co/kYY2eUdRGW and hit ‘Support’ (supporting is free)
Made in full partnership with @sturdyboyrich
Thank you!
– Bob

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

If you enjoyed The Odyssey, I would recommend Oppenheimer, which is about the man who invented the first fake football top

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

[Ally McCoist & Darren Fletcher watching Odysseus's journey home]

Fletcher: another storm sent by Poseidon. Has your wife ever not known if you were coming home Ally
McCoist: I can't recall Fletch
Fletcher: been spending too much time with Calypso
McCoist: *laughing* who's that?

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

You either die a GOAT or live long enough to see yourself become washed by the GOAT you once washed

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Invoking Zeus's law to try and get the shop owner to sell me beers after 10pm

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

I'm sure there are film journalists out there with amazing questions for the cast of The Odyssey but every clip that comes up on my feed is Matt Damon being asked things like 'what do you think Odysseus's favourite flavour of Buzzball would be?'

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Graham Norton: what was it like on set

The Cyclops from The Odyssey: the scenery was stunning

Lee Mack: I bet you couldn't believe your eye

*Laughter, round of applause, Lee Mack & Cyclops shake hands*

Miriam Margolyes: I bet it must be hard to get parts, because of your eye

[Gaza Notifications @gazanotice]

🚨 BREAKING: Four Palestinians were killed in Israeli airstrikes on Gaza this morning. The wounded face a collapsing health system, as Israel continues to block the entry of essential medicines and medical equipment needed for lifesaving treatment.

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

You either die a GOAT or live long enough to see yourself become washed by the GOAT you once washed

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Infantino: ok I will do some corruption as long as you promise not to tell anyone

Trump: *surrounded by journalists* he's an infant folks, little Bambino Infantino. I told him to jump, he said how high. He can't jump actually, he's very bad at it. I leap. No one can leap like me

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Colleague: *sees me yawning* were you up watching that ridiculousness last night too

Me: *who stayed up watching Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol on Film4+1* you know it

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Still annoyed they didn't choose Back to the Future for the final Pointless round

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Looks like I'm staying up til 1am! - me, when I spot Con Air on the TV guide at 11pm

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Love when the commentators have to think on their feet and come up with a comment about the celebs in the stand. 'Tobey Maguire....he was Spider-Man at one stage'. Fs you don't say

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

@varivarivari 🐈🙏🏻

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

[High Performance Podcast]

Bob the cat: I liked Danny Murphy but I saw an opportunity and took it

Jake Humphrey: an opportunity to escape?

Bob: an opportunity to succeed. I was Postmaster General 18 months after jumping in the back of that van

Jake: *nodding* that's the dream

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

'Mbappe's head has been chopped clean off with a machete here. And it's...just a talking to for the Paraguayan midfielder'

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Never has a ref so blatantly had under 1.5 cards on

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

@Shuttsapalooza Haha, still more legible penmanship than mine!

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Wonder if any Scottish people are at Taylor Swift's wedding. I just can't imagine a wedding guestbook not having some 'Hail Hail' and 'WATP's scattered throughout it