Sayid Jarrah

Think about John Goodman and Rosie O'Donnell with a pound of chocolate. I do psychological torture too!

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@thelamppost I'm pretty sure Jacob is on the other side buddy

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DUN DUN, DUN DUN, DUN DUN JAWS CHOMP

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Can't kill a kid or a geriatric old man. Remember when I disco killed someone with my feet? Man, the good ol' days. #LOST

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@therealjears Please tell me the jears isn't supposed to help it in.

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I always pass the torturing test, but usually I'm on the other side.

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I heal like the terminator.

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Sorry everyone, I seemed to be offline for a little bit. What's up? #LOST

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I've gone through so much, now a fucking drunky shot me? I knew I should have tried to kick the bullet. #LOST

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I can kill adults, but small children are invincible against my bullets apparently. #LOST

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Dun Dun dun dunnnn...I shot another guy. #LOST

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uhhh...I'm going to blame that "truth serum" #LOST

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Harry Potter is coming to save me? #LOST

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@thelamppost Yesssssss.....hehehhehehe

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I'm the iraqi Nostradamus #LOST

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WeeeeEEEeEEEeee! #LOST

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I don't have anyone else to kill??? =( #LOST

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Hell, you think that's the first time I killed something? Out of the womb I used the umbilical cord to strangle a terrorist. #LOST

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Played a fun game with Ben called Kick the Kid Who Killed Their Mom. Not sure if my boot started the crying or the whole mommy thing #LOST

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@John_Locke_ No, just rigging a bomb into a house. Haha, nice to see you thought I changed though.

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Got caught: There was a spunky blonde girl. I went to her. I couldn't resist. Noticed too late the cardboard box, stick and string. #LOST