Grams

Because millennials arn't the only ones with opinions.

[Grams @SayingsOfGrams]

Grams deeply annoyed with the Hallmark channel’s lack of plot line variety: “It’s a bloody bore.”

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Grams responding to a telemarketer asking how she’s doing today: “A lot worse now that you bothered me.” ☎️ *click*

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Dad referring to Google: “Yep, they are planning to take over the world.” Grams feeling pessimistic about the status of our world: “Let em’ have it!” 😝

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Grams telling me about where she found her lost glasses: “yesterday I asked your mother for help to find my glasses. She told me they were on my face.” #👵🏻

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Mentioned to Grams how awesome her new meds seemed to be working. Her reply: “yeah well, these days everything is ‘awesome.’”

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Grams sick of politics: “I’ll be glad when this cotton pick’n thing is over.” #ElectionDay

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Grams disgusted: “That’ll be a cold day in hell!” (learning she might have to pay more for the #HallmarkChannel )

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Grams genuinely admiring my ugly Christmas sweater for a holiday party: “I don’t get it. I thought it was suppose to be funny-looking.”

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Grams scolding me for not finishing my last bite of steak on my plate: “What are you gunna do with that? Take it to bed with you?!”

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Grams amused by my texting: "And to think when the Native Americans were just getting started they used smoke signals." 🛶🌫

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Grams on balding men: "My mother always told me men go bald from thinking too much."

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After telling Grams I hadn't seen my esthetician about my skin in a year, she didn't seem concerned: "Well. You still have skin."

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Grams seeing #Tesla on TV: "They are all worried about artificial intelligence. What they should be worried about is human UN-intelligence.

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Grams content in watching a countdown on her TV to auto-restart in 30min for a network update: "I'm waiting for it to launch into space!" 😉🚀

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Grams: "You're early today." Me: "Well, the early bird gets the worm!" Grams: "True. But I don't know why anyone would want a worm." 🤗

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Grams chatting about watching Curious George on TV instead of the news: "We'll, he's a lot cuter than Trump's face." #trump

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After mom reports to grams that her pill is 'doing it's job': "Good. We should all be doing our jobs."

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Grams commenting on finals week: "Whoever the guy was who invented tests should be shot." #FinalsWeek

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Grams commenting on our unusually warm day for May: "Well, I'm not ready for summer. But nobody asked me."

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Grams disgusted at the thought of eating pickled herring: "My dad used to call that 'petrified food'..." 😜