Verity Sayles

Essayist | Teacher | Glitter enthusiast | Expert third wheeler | Semi-professional junk food sampler | she/her/hers

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LOL thinking about when we toured wedding venues in early March like "yeah we're going for winter-industrial-chic, tell us about your cocktail set up!!" And now I'm like "Idk maybe some stranger can just make it legal through a drive thru?"

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Rihanna #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow giving me these never been kissed dna vibes

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@StevenLeeMoore @UNC_Press Yayyyy!!! What huge wonderful news!! Can't wait!!!

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@adamtrabold Lovvveeee Orville Peck

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"Punctuation is not a matter of taste."
- my English-teacher-husband reading my English-teacher-writing.

(Agree to disagree)

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@thanatopsis__ Yes!!

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@RadioFaction I just feel like you have too much anti-flag and rise against, give us cocksparrer, crimpshrine, and the uk subs, please and thanks. ♥️

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Wordle 228 3/6

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Waiting for Mahomes to drop his skincare routine after this game...

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Wordle 213 4/6

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@elenavox @StevenLeeMoore @ericatrabold @BlairBraverman I love this small world!

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Just told my students "we're just dusting off our creative writing bones" (wtf?)

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Shout out to the indie and folk musicians who (begrudgingly?) recorded Christmas songs. For those of us who want the Christmas fix AND the "refined music taste" snobbery, thanks!!

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Best decision of my life:

[OSU SWLF @osuswlf]

We are currently accepting applications for our MFAs in fiction, poetry, and nonfiction. Apply by January 3 to OSU's fully funded program and visit https://t.co/cgpx8WzMfc to learn more. #gradschool #MFA #oregonstate

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@thatsso_rachael 12/11/21!

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@StevenLeeMoore Awesome!!! Congrats!!

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I'm so glad I bought all these masks for a global pandemic, so as the west coast burns, I have plenty on hand to prevent smoke inhalation.

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Only .38 otherwise I'm out

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this is a Pilot G2 Gel Pen stan account. retweet if you are part of the superior Pilot G2 Gel Pen fandom

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@axfolsom If the billionaire's company has an ad spot during this reality TV special, they must match the cost of the ad with donations to their local food bank...if the billionaire dies that matched donation is funneled to a local socialist chapter.

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Today my vet delivered a MASTER CLASS in breaking hard news gently. Our dog is slightly overweight, but it was so kindly stated, I'm totally okay.