Carter Freakin C

It doesn't matter how much talent you lack as long as you have enthusiasm. Or force powers.

[Carter Freakin C @SaysCarter]

I can solve daylight savings.
First abolish leap year.
Then do the clock move back 1 hr every two months. After 4 years we will have replaced Feb 29.
Free extra hour six times a year 😎

[Carter Freakin C @SaysCarter]

@aquafreshXTREME Thorum?

[Carter Freakin C @SaysCarter]

@ImTheCritic I threw an absolute stupid hail mary at the end that barely worked ( I had to save scum once or twice to get a decent dice roll 😅)

[Carter Freakin C @SaysCarter]

@aquafreshXTREME The in-universe reason is that they get too busy killing each other for greater power to be effective if there's too many

[Carter Freakin C @SaysCarter]

@aquafreshXTREME I swear to God, the tiniest bit of punch up writing on my man Jar Jar and the legacy of this movie would be wildly different

[Carter Freakin C @SaysCarter]

@aquafreshXTREME Then why is the 2% always out when I go to buy it at Target

[Carter Freakin C @SaysCarter]

@aquafreshXTREME I will be honest, replacing tomato sauce with more cheese sounds very good to me on the face of it.

[Carter Freakin C @SaysCarter]

@hollywouldbe___ What do most luxuries like?

[Carter Freakin C @SaysCarter]

@hollywouldbe___ That's how I hype up a crowd

[Carter Freakin C @SaysCarter]

@aquafreshXTREME Repairs and landscaping is just builder game LARPing

[Carter Freakin C @SaysCarter]

@aquafreshXTREME Every 6 months like clockwork

[Carter Freakin C @SaysCarter]

S/o to @samueldavidpete for creating my twitter a decade ago. See you on the other side.
Prison is a stupid construct and Dexter Jettster deserves a Star Wars movie!
Yee hah!

[Carter Freakin C @SaysCarter]

@hollywouldbe___ Hire a robot instead

[Carter Freakin C @SaysCarter]

@samueldavidpete Even older?

"Josiah! It's too hot in here. Don't you dare add wood to that fire!"

[Carter Freakin C @SaysCarter]

Catch me next month for "what's the one thing that will make me content and happy?"
Spoiler: probably karaoke

[Carter Freakin C @SaysCarter]

I think the one thing I need to feel content is someone with whom to regularly shoot the shit about Star Wars and Dungeons and Dragons

[Carter Freakin C @SaysCarter]

@samueldavidpete coolio is underrated

[Carter Freakin C @SaysCarter]

What happened to blooper reels at the end of movies? Bring back the blooper credits!

[Carter Freakin C @SaysCarter]

@amy_cutlip Good content