Paam Says

Everything on here is 100% true. Paam actually says all these things.

[Paam Says @SaysPaam]

“She looks like she’s doing fun!”

[Paam Says @SaysPaam]

(Watching Guardians of the Galaxy)

“What’s that tree guy called? Crud?”

[Paam Says @SaysPaam]

(Hearing an Indian guy talking on tv) “Hmm, sounds like people on telephone!”

[Paam Says @SaysPaam]

“A space ship’s gonna come down! Don’t you ever think about that?”

[Paam Says @SaysPaam]

“Remember when we went to Williamsburg and we went on the dark road with trees on both sides looking for some Purex? That was scary.”

[Paam Says @SaysPaam]

“I wanna go to the beaver store because I heard it’s gigundo!”

[Paam Says @SaysPaam]

“DO YOU HAVE LID?” - yelling at waitress

[Paam Says @SaysPaam]

“What do you call them people with the lights in their cars?”

[Paam Says @SaysPaam]

“They said no free, don’t get no extras!”

[Paam Says @SaysPaam]

(When Mercedes was about to touch water in the bath tub) “No it’s ice hot!”

[Paam Says @SaysPaam]

(Talking about graffiti) “How come the cops don’t see them coloring all them bricks?”

[Paam Says @SaysPaam]

(Getting a busy signal on the phone) “That’s a busy turn signal.”

[Paam Says @SaysPaam]

“It doesn’t evolve around her.”

[Paam Says @SaysPaam]

“Dad tells lies that aren’t true.”

[Paam Says @SaysPaam]

(Waitress) “Do you want 8 or 12 chicken wings?”

(Paam) “Umm what’s the difference?”

[Paam Says @SaysPaam]

“You got a sunburn tan!”

[Paam Says @SaysPaam]

(Hears police sirens) “What is going on? It must be Friday night.”

(It’s Saturday night)

[Paam Says @SaysPaam]

(Describing nocturnal birds) “They’re probably night thingies.”

[Paam Says @SaysPaam]

“He’s a steal receipter!”

[Paam Says @SaysPaam]

“I like those cars, with the 4 wheels”