Sayuri

I am pupper with dipshit Brother

[Sayuri @SayuriDog]

I’m being left alone with dipshit today :( today is not good

[Sayuri @SayuriDog]

It’s a sleepy day today ... wake me for burgers

[Sayuri @SayuriDog]

I am happy pupper, I sleeps with Hooman today in bed. Lot of cuddles

[Sayuri @SayuriDog]

Mother won’t stop taking pictures of me .... no paparazzi please 💁🏼💁🏼💁🏼

[Sayuri @SayuriDog]

Hey guess what I think I’m pregnant 😉 ... or maybe I ate too much burgers

[Sayuri @SayuriDog]

Hooman gives good tummy rubs

[Sayuri @SayuriDog]

This morning has been tuff.. mother left me alone with the dipshit... I am tired of looking at him. I sleeps now

[Sayuri @SayuriDog]

You are a good pillow. You are still peasant though.

[Sayuri @SayuriDog]

Mother of Hoomans

[Sayuri @SayuriDog]

This is my child he is Hooman but I am boss

[Sayuri @SayuriDog]

My favourite Hooman, besides Daddy. She give me burger and keeps the dipshit away from me when he annoys me *all time*

[Sayuri @SayuriDog]

..... he’s looking at me isnt he ? .... kill me please I can’t handle his stupid

[Sayuri @SayuriDog]

My Hoomans feed me burgers ... they are good Hoomans

[Sayuri @SayuriDog]

My *brother* is hiding in the corner from me ... I have won again you peasant

[Sayuri @SayuriDog]

Mum said I used to be cute .... I don’t know where she the “used to be” bit from

[Sayuri @SayuriDog]

You’re leaving me with this asshole ?? 😑😑😑

[Sayuri @SayuriDog]

What is a hi-five ? I don’t know what mother meant but she put her hand near my snoot so I must kiss

[Sayuri @SayuriDog]

Mother tells me I’m beautiful... I know I don’t need peasants reminding me

[Sayuri @SayuriDog]

You’re ok I guess ... you still smell though

[Sayuri @SayuriDog]

This could be us but you smell