Goblin's second coming

[Goblin's second coming @SayuriLivedB]

"In my defense, your honor, I just cussed out the nuisance who keeps pressuring me to join her HOA. Or maybe it was linking the originals of too many songs I was performing. Either way, I feel like 📧lon trying to vaporize me was quite the overstep."

[Goblin's second coming @SayuriLivedB]

"Damn, that ending kinda sucked.

Anyway, back to giving Kana-banana lots of love, cuddles, and kisses."

[Goblin's second coming @SayuriLivedB]

@AppleActress "We should check your security system first. Somebody had to get in here to deliver it. ...We'll poison test the cake for the sake of evidence, but we're not eating mystery cake either way."

Sayuri has entered protective mode! She's keeping an eye out for anybody still here...

[Goblin's second coming @SayuriLivedB]

@AppleActress "...Honestly, I don't think I could even afford something this size. How'd it even get through the door...?"

Sayuri hasn't been drinking around Kana, so she'd remember ordering something like this.

"...If neither of us remember ordering it, we need to do a security check."

[Goblin's second coming @SayuriLivedB]

@EMWMultiSkills "...Man, I wish everybody that obnoxious got hit with karma that hard~"

Sayuri looks so satisfied... Good old schadenfreude...

"...Circling back to your costume a little late, but I don't need to have a chat with anybody who was being creepy towards you, right?"

[Goblin's second coming @SayuriLivedB]

"...'Reed headed', huh?"

Sayuri feels like that's all she needs to say to shut down any intimidation attempts against her girlfriend. Everything loses weight after a flubbed word is called out.

[Goblin's second coming @SayuriLivedB]

@EMWMultiSkills "...Sorry you all had to deal with her possibly running blind into traffic-"

...Sayuri is clearly trying not to laugh. If she starts, she might not be able to stop.

"...Did a Mario cosplayer try jumping on him? Because that would be hilarious."

[Goblin's second coming @SayuriLivedB]

@EMWMultiSkills "...Well now that I see that you were both assigned different levels of kinkiness,"

Don't say it like that.

"Curiosity is getting the better of my. What did your Master and GildedMess wear?

And yes please, I would love that~"

[Goblin's second coming @SayuriLivedB]

@EMWMultiSkills "...Cowgirl as in yeehaw or as in cow print bikini? Because I saw both while I was at the bar on Halloween night."

It's an important distinction! Sayuri needs to know!

"...Honestly disappointed that I didn't get to see you in that, though."

[Goblin's second coming @SayuriLivedB]

@EMWMultiSkills "...Okay, I'm honestly dying to know what costumes you and Octosai wore."

... Okay, first, what is up with Sayuri giving almost everybody she knows a nickname? Second, would Sith and Hokusai even need to wear costumes?

[Goblin's second coming @SayuriLivedB]

@EMWMultiSkills [THE BOMB HAS BEEN DEFUSED]

Sayuri's just nuzzling up to Sith now, quite effectively distracted.

"Yeah, I was just thinking last night that it was kind of a waste that I didn't do anything special for Halloween with my beautiful fairy vampire girlfriend~"

[Goblin's second coming @SayuriLivedB]

#SeductiveSunday?
No, Sayuri just got lost in the European-themed part of town... She thinks it's the European-themed part, anyway.
Her outfit always does this, so don't read too deeply into her just being photogenic today...

[Goblin's second coming @SayuriLivedB]

@AppleActress "...Dang, really?"

Sayuri didn't imagine Mem going that intense with it!

"I'm going to be happy just to know that you're comfortable enough to bathe with me, you know~ We really don't need to go any further if you're not ready. My hands will only go where I have permission."

[Goblin's second coming @SayuriLivedB]

@AppleActress "Not all of it is like that. The one I found last night was more wholesome. Emotional comfort type stuff. ...Won't deny finding spicier stuff in the past, though."

Cough.

"So um. Is that a no?"

[Goblin's second coming @SayuriLivedB]

"HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY! That's right, I'm everybody's favorite marketable plushie, blahaj."

She has the perfect teeth for it... Why ARE her teeth so pointy anyway?

[Goblin's second coming @SayuriLivedB]

@AppleActress Blink.

"...Is it spicy enough that you'll be upset if I check it out?"

Sayuri really wants to try Mem's ASMR, but she'll absolutely stop herself if Kana would be hurt by it.

"But yeah, I just want the quality time. Maybe some light touching. No rush for anything intense."

[Goblin's second coming @SayuriLivedB]

@SayuriLivedB "A-A-ASMR!? You mean that whispering meant to make people hor- I mean.... Feel things?"

She is trying so hard to have a clean image here. Trying so, so hard...

[Goblin's second coming @SayuriLivedB]

...Uh oh. Sayuri looks like she just had a thought. That's rarely a good thing...

"Kana-banana! Would you say that your bathtub is big enough for two people to sit comfortably?"

...Uh oh.

[Goblin's second coming @SayuriLivedB]

@AppleActress ...Uh oh. Sayuri's grinning. And blushing. ...And pinching herself before she makes herself look like a weirdo-.

"I uh. Kinda stumbled onto some ASMR last night that involved a bath together, sooooo... Would you be comfortable trying it out?"

[Goblin's second coming @SayuriLivedB]

@AppleActress "Mm... Babe-Sith and GumoGumo will still need to ask me to meet up somewhere else. At least until you're all more familiar with each other. ...If my boss ever comes back from her trip, I might need to host dinner despite her being a picky eater... But probably no coworkers."

[Goblin's second coming @SayuriLivedB]

"...Auntie Green Woman's gone, huh? And the world's falling apart because of it? ...'Kay. Guess I'll drink myself to sleep instead of thinking about moving this time. We might all be deleted by morning anyway."

[Goblin's second coming @SayuriLivedB]

@AppleActress "Mm... I don't think I'd bring visitors. Might have to give certain people some heads up that I'm moving and would need them to make plans with me ahead of time in the future so they don't just show up without warning, but... Yeah. I probably won't invite anybody over."