Sarah Renee

Dog Lover and Pediatric Occupational Therapist

[march ✫ @starlightkree]

it’s a feminine m&m or whatever chappell roan said

[Sarah Renee @SayyyPivvv]

I vote @PostMalone re-releases “Why don’t you love me” with his current production quality.

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*talking about Denver*
Matt: it’s like the people of MBP fucked each other and decided to make a city

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Nothing like wheeze laughing in the middle of the night with one of your best friends on girls trip out of the country ❤️

[Sarah Renee @SayyyPivvv]

“What’s that scary thanksgiving bird?
Oh I forgot what a Turkey was”

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I married a comedian ❤️😂

[Make lego Batman 2 @MattSquadron]

So I kept a note throughout the year of “things I should’ve tweeted but didn’t” and with Twitter about to go down, now seems like a perfect time to send these out. A thread 🙃🙃🙃

[Sarah Renee @SayyyPivvv]

@MattSquadron

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I don’t understand how, but I’m on wheels vs doors tik tok.

Excuse me while I go count all the doors and wheels in my house.

[Sarah Renee @SayyyPivvv]

Did you also buy tower of terror on DVD or are you sound minded?

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We were supposed to clean the house today, but instead we got brunch and then took a 2+ hour nap.
This is one of the many reasons why I love my husband.

[Sarah Renee @SayyyPivvv]

@maddilwagner Same. Absolutely loved that’s special, but yes very concerned

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Bo Burnham is absolutely amazing and talented, but I feel like someone should check on him daily to make sure he’s alright.

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When it rains, do you also look at people’s windshield wipers to see if you’re going an appropriate speed, or are you normal?

[UNICORN RIOT @UR_Ninja]

LIVE: Riot cops are confronting a grieving community after police just shot and killed 20-year-old Duante Wright in Brooklyn Center, Minnesota - close to Minneapolis

https://t.co/0UbBbTOfP6

[Sarah Renee @SayyyPivvv]

Any time a friend posts a picture of their kid and they are ‘w’ sitting, I cringe and the OT in me dies a little.

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So my husband just informed me that sometimes I laugh in my sleep...
If you want an invite to my exorcism, just let me know

[Sarah Renee @SayyyPivvv]

Send your man texts like these to keep the relationship spicy #RelationshipAdvice #marriedlife

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Ladies, get you a man that will rewatch Justin Bieber’s 2015 AMA performance of ‘Sorry’ with you #besthusband