Scott Baker

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Today is National Sweet Tea Day. Merica, bottoms up. It's nasty time.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

City boys can have their wine.
I'll be fine sippin' on this moonshine.

[Scott Baker @Sbake85]

We need some snow

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Git er done. Shoot the gun. Yee Yee!

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Them Eurolander Pilgrims didn't know nothin' about sweet tea or Stone Cold Stunners, but they did invent turkey, so they're good in my book.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

See that food on your table? Be thankful that a country boy grew it.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Turkeys is fryin, biscuits is bakin. Cold ones is cracked while I dip Copenhagen Yee Yee

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

City boys drink warm wine & watch american idol. I'd rather drink a 6 pack of cold ones & watch the bug zapper. Yee Yee!

[Ted Nugent @TedNugent]

Deerhunters & venison are pure, animal rights goons toxic & sick. Kill more deer

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Ran outside feelin' like Dr. Deers. Pumped the shotty, headbutted a deer decoy and yelled, "Merica. Rise and shine, it's buck huntin' time."

[Hollywater @hollymae130]

Had a dream that I took a doe with my bow. Hope that one comes true, and it's a buck instead

[Country Words @Country_Words]

Tell me what I gotta do to win you over. -Blake Shelton

[Scott Baker @Sbake85]

Just got attacked by a coon but he's dead now git some merica

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Don't know why the foreigners think all folks in Merica are fat. Idiots. We ain't fat, we're Merican sized.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Huntin' bucks and drivin' trucks. Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

There ain't enough tailgatin' in this country. Folks would like workin' and schoolin' more if they could tailgate in the parkin' lot first.