Sarah

Lover of cozy. NeuroSpicy. Fighter for equality. Atlantic Canadian. Indigo child. Boston Terrier lover. Wannabe lesbian. Always tired.

[Sarah @Sbernard1986]

Elon Musk did a nazi hail today??? Fuck this. Find me on Bluesky

[Sarah @Sbernard1986]

Accidentally got buzzed just by drinking my morning coffee. I’m apparently a light weight now

[Sarah @Sbernard1986]

One time I was pregnant and only knew about it for 2 days. Today 4 years ago was one of those days. Those 2 days fucked me up for life. Those 2 days went from extreme denial to euphorically happy and dreaming. 2 days killed me and I’ll never forget it

[Sarah @Sbernard1986]

Remember https://t.co/ZxEjhClPI0. Since twitter became X, it’s giving rotten vibes. I’ve seen way too many people get killed on here without even knowing I was about to see that. wtf has happened here????

[Sarah @Sbernard1986]

Apparently it’s that time of year when I like to rip out all my hangnails and chew around the sides of my nails.

[Sarah @Sbernard1986]

It’s always a great idea to rewatch @2meetHBOGIRLS at least quarterly

[Sarah @Sbernard1986]

Ever just wanna eat a whole block of Swiss cheese!?

[Sarah @Sbernard1986]

Now that Xmas is over I’m hyper focused on self care to survive the winter. Not as in diet and exercise, but booking staycations and finding a dude to hit once n a while 😉

[Sarah @Sbernard1986]

At this point, I’d pay to have my gifts wrapped

[Sarah @Sbernard1986]

What’s the name of the new, not evil twitter everyone is jumping to??? Cuz fuck this place

[Sarah @Sbernard1986]

Fuck this month

[Sarah @Sbernard1986]

November chose violence 💔

[Sarah @Sbernard1986]

I had surgery Monday, now my dog is having surgery today. Today is much more anxiety inducing. He went in at 9am and they said we will hear back around 5pm…. That’s a long ass day ☹️😓

[Sarah @Sbernard1986]

Yesterday I found out I’m only 5”6 tall. I’ve been saying 5”7 for a long ass time. I’m such a phony 🙃

[Sarah @Sbernard1986]

Phone appointment intake for my new dr, went as such: “so do you get out for walks when you can?” Me-“I’m not about to lie to you today.. could I? Yes. Do I? No”.

Write that down

[Sarah @Sbernard1986]

Sick as a dog 🤧. The first year I’ve missed standing at the cenotaph with my parents on Remembrance Day (unless I was living away).

[Sarah @Sbernard1986]

All I ever want is a well made club sandwich

[Sarah @Sbernard1986]

The theme of this day is disappointment. Did anyone else see the stranger things trailer? ☹️

[Sarah @Sbernard1986]

Sooooo what happened to all the Menendez brothers coverage?? Wasn’t something supposed to happen?