$lim 🙃

I had a thousand bad times, so what’s another time to me

[$lim 🙃 @Sc56Sierra]

okay but which one of my friends let me use a tissue box as a pillow

[$lim 🙃 @Sc56Sierra]

fucked up still got that juul tho

[$lim 🙃 @Sc56Sierra]

Fuck sippin imma down a whole bottle, hard liquor, hard truth can’t swallow 👀 @colt353

[Sam @samhtfc1907]

someone at snapchat needs to fuck off with all the random notifications

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

If you have an iphone, you should be using apple music and NOT spotify.

[toxic king @toxicking]

We need to cancel calling bitches women

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

telling my son the guy fent folding over there never ate his vegetables

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine.

[KJ 𝕩 @YeaaKJ]

i be like “turn this shit up” whole time it’s just me alone in the car

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

why does everyone at the pharmacy take 15 minutes and then when i get up there it’s over in 5 seconds

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

ur respect for yourself must be greater than your desire to feel loved

[Rares archive @_ko5p_]

still dont know my purpose in life but I do love boobs

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

No grandma the girls don’t think I’m handsome they think I’m retarded

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

Auntie Anne be puttin her whole pussy in them pretzels my word

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

it is not safe for someone like me to be bored

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

Can't believe I'm sick with the lettuce virus from drinking 27 beers last night

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

I don't give a rat's ass is definitely a top 3 white people saying of all time. Like who cooked that shit up

[mason⸆⸉ 🌊☁️ @portofino_view]

why is dick van dyke an acceptable name but pussy van faggot isn’t

[Joben @icebergs1mpson]

Got the friggin lettuce virus from 12 Guinness last night

[$lim 🙃 @Sc56Sierra]

Y’all ever put on new socks.... and sit there just kinda like... people wear these? Ew

[$lim 🙃 @Sc56Sierra]

@bethanyy_bree Literally constantly 😭

[$lim 🙃 @Sc56Sierra]

Y’all ever just sit and think ab Erma Jeans

I would literally do anything for them to be open 🥺