People’s Commissar

Too weird to live, too rare to die.

[People’s Commissar @ScaevolaHand]

Bend the knee.

[People’s Commissar @ScaevolaHand]

Woah!? AFC is already a group of death. How much more quality can we stack in to it.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

The #Steelers have reached out to the #Jaguars to trade for Trevor Lawrence, per @RyanBurr

[People’s Commissar @ScaevolaHand]

“I sent a letter to a bitter cunt”
Bitter cunt: “I am not a bitter cunt because I didn’t receive the letter”

[People’s Commissar @ScaevolaHand]

Slander

[Kanye East @FuckedUpYogis]

I don't like Elon using his kid as a media prop. Kids are entitled to having a normal existence.

[People’s Commissar @ScaevolaHand]

Dhume finally posting from his real account

[People’s Commissar @ScaevolaHand]

@Maryamk7861 He’s a drama queen

[People’s Commissar @ScaevolaHand]

@shalom0_0 Sawdust

[Cullen Roche @cullenroche]

It's amazing that @dominos is a large corporation and makes better pizza than every small pizza shop in NYC. Truly one of the great corporate stories of our time.

[People’s Commissar @ScaevolaHand]

@Maryamk7861 Hard to say. I don’t see any clear signs yet, other the visits by EU/IMF to the CJP.

[People’s Commissar @ScaevolaHand]

It’s the Tesla of colorful dashboards

[shaurya @shauseth]

can someone explain what palantir does (600 p/e edition)

[People’s Commissar @ScaevolaHand]

Wait a minute, the movie is out already.

[Daniel McCarthy @ToryAnarchist]

Eat your heart out, neocons.

[People’s Commissar @ScaevolaHand]

Strong family business brand

[People’s Commissar @ScaevolaHand]

Every Muhajir sub nationalist post Musharraf becomes Reek.

[Ali K. Chishti @akchishti]

With all due respect, I am not Punjabi but a proud Mohajir and Pakistani. It's important to remember: what you sow, you reap. The true essence of the 'two-nation theory' is simple—you either stand with the State of Pakistan and thrive with progress, infrastructure, and development, or you don't and face the consequences.

[People’s Commissar @ScaevolaHand]

Blue tick on X is now a certified sign of mental illness.
“Bronze age perver”
“Canola Tits Disrespected”
“Big Balls Audit Findings”

[People’s Commissar @ScaevolaHand]

@asianhawk79 So, not all Muslims then.

[People’s Commissar @ScaevolaHand]

Not sure who this is worse for: Pakistan or its army. Or it could be the usual where the Pentagon overrides the state because the former is addicted to Afghan taint.

[People’s Commissar @ScaevolaHand]

I am shocked the dictatorship in Pakistan hasn’t offered its copper mines to the US for a few dimes

[Michael Tracey @mtracey]

The idea of extracting Ukraine’s rare earth minerals in exchange for continued US funding was originally floated by Lindsey Graham. That now appears to be the “economic cooperation agreement” that Bessent presented to Zelensky today

[People’s Commissar @ScaevolaHand]

@asianhawk79 I don’t think he has any hate for Gulf Muslims

[People’s Commissar @ScaevolaHand]

@wisely_fayiz Chatbots have been around for a while though. Maybe better quality

[People’s Commissar @ScaevolaHand]

By my estimate the only pay off from the trillion dollars spent or about to be spent on AI so far have only resulted in an onslaught of visual output derisively depicting Indian folks defecting in various outdoor situations.

[People’s Commissar @ScaevolaHand]

This is just fantastic 😂

[UB1UB2 West London (Southall) @UB1UB2]

This is a certified British TV classic

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

Happy to. Not a problem

[People’s Commissar @ScaevolaHand]

@OmarArshad12 Look around it’s everywhere