I love scam phone calls.
I pretend I'm an old Scottish woman desperate to pay them.
My record's an hour.
I pretended to go to the toilet 4 times during that one & spent half an hour reading out my card details incorrectly.
At one point I said my couch was on fire.
Great fun
UPDATE: Following the Archbishop of Canterbury's confirmation that Meghan Markle was talking a load of old flannel in her Oprah interview, ITV just offered me my @GMB job back & I've decided to accept.
The nation's prayers have been answered. See you Monday!
Was that it, Jed? Isnt the real truth of 'In line of duty 'is the fact that Mercurio has let the cop office politics scramble his brain now that the 'she did' ...'he didn't' merrygoround has confused the viewer so much a cop taking a grand in a brown envelope would be preferable.
Red Robbo saved that factory more than anyone, would turn up at 4am, unpaid, solving disputes, when branch officials went missing, sure he acted in defence of his class, but Robbo, like Scargill, was a champion of decency and class in a nest of vermin.
It's 18 years since the calamitous war on Iraq began.
This was not a blunder, it was not a "mistake" - it was an unforgivable crime which killed hundreds of thousands of people, and opened the gates of hell in the Middle East.
https://t.co/XP2H9bVtZX
I have a new respect for Naga, I thought she was an annoying cow, with her silly interjections, he annoying asides, getting at Charlie, but she is fighting a bigger toe, the might of BBC establishment! Go girl!
Thatcher said...' best thing I ever did was make sure Blair followed me...she was right, the evil cow put us back fifty yrs, Starmer turning it into 75. The signs were all there' we want fucking, we really do.
All banks are like this,they are automatons for profit, that is their only function, no sentiment, compassion or empathy with their customer, their staff, or ex workers. Karl Marx made a lot of his more colourful descriptions of the demise of capitalism was by the action of banks
@HSBC_UK HSBC are awful . my stepdad was on his deathbed in a care home unable to move and they locked his bank account. They said they would send someone from the local branch to help sort out his finances since he couldn’t travel.They didn’t, I couldn’t get hold of anyone and he died
With his typical anti Lpool bias, Southgate fulfills all Lpool fans wish to keep our precious squad away from the maniacal tinkerings of the England boss, his disastrous team permutations resulting in injury to our medal winning elites is a disaster too much.
Is Southgate taking the piss? He's talking about Trent like he's Dom Solanke or Jay Rodriguez. 'Sure he'll play a role in the future...' He's world-class. Good news for LFC, but bet Trent is fuming 🔴 https://t.co/pVeoD4vajg
Kabak 7 games for #lfc. First 3 games: 3 🟨, 5 goals conceded by team, occasional uncertainty from loanee settling into misfiring side. Next 4 games: no 🟨, 1 goal conceded, good v #Wolves. Fabinho in front of him helps. Would cost £18m to make deal permanent in summer. Worth it?