Caribou Lou

[⁵⁄₉ @fiveoutofnine]

So basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without even logging in, which is bad, and then the details leaked before the patch was even out, which is worse, and it works on WordPress and MediaWiki and Magento and Joomla and Laravel, and Censys says like 1.5 million servers are running a version with no fix, so the NSA was like "take your system offline," and the FBI was like "take your system offline," and CISA and the UK and CERT-EU were all like "take your system offline," and then the Prime Minister of Japan, the actual Prime Minister, posted at 5:55 in the morning telling 48.8 million people to take their system offline, so everyone took their system offline, like the Dutch cybersecurity agency took its own website offline, and the Dutch parliament went offline, and the Port of Rotterdam went offline, and Finland and France and Denmark started pulling government sites, and Wikipedia went down, and https://t.co/QlOXb3COq3 went down, and Asana and GOG and Something Awful went down, and the University of Vienna's webmail went down for some reason, and that's just PHP. Because GitLab also dropped a CVSS 10.0, which is the highest score they give out, for a bug that's been there since 2014, so that's every self-hosted GitLab for twelve years, and then LiteLLM 1.107.0 got hijacked and shipped a credential stealer and a remote access trojan in every single wheel and the Docker images, including latest, and you didn't even have to import it, just installing it was enough, and it's the second time this year, and then Railway paused every deployment on the entire platform because someone got into the environment variables, so now everyone has to rotate every secret they've ever stored there, and TiDB Cloud said someone was walking around inside with stolen credentials for basically a month and an extortion group says they took 10.6 terabytes, and Zeabur got breached for the second time in two months and is just shutting down, like the whole company, and Node.js patched remote code execution and a TLS bypass, and CISA says Plex is being actively exploited, and someone took over 300 Tor exit relays to steal SSH passwords, and SafePay ransomware has hit over 600 critical infrastructure orgs, and India's biggest bank filed a data loss incident, and Japan has been in an official state of emergency in cyberspace since October 9, which honestly explains the 5:55 AM post. Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 237. Anyway, it's Wednesday.

[Caribou Lou @Scagway]

@FarmGirlCarrie Wow great an old lady hauled off to jail because she said f you to the officer. You want to send her jail hi m for endangering the lives of others on the road got it, but the video is clear in showing the officer can’t handle people.

[Caribou Lou @Scagway]

@alphafox Pfft none of them being gone hurt…nope nothing…😭

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@Rainmaker1973 Internally the bird is like

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@madhousemag2016 @hbomax That was a skit he did in reference to Ted Danson who was in black face at an awards show with Whoopi Goldberg.

[Caribou Lou @Scagway]

@DailySowell @elonmusk Isn’t it obvious? When we were first established as a country equal rights did not apply across the board even among white men. We had to fight for the other groups’ rights because some people are d!cks. Women’s rights doesn’t mean more than men.

[Caribou Lou @Scagway]

@Ambar_SIFF_MRA Donna, we have a psychic here in the audience who has contacted your dead grandma and she confirms that you’re a 90s skank.

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@archeohistories

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@MapQuest That’s cool but I haven’t used you since like 2004.

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@StateDept Unfortunately you cannot apologize for deadbraining the entire US government. You all continue screwing over the American people with this petty pointless crap. Looking forward to the continuing price increases under this dumbass president.

[Caribou Lou @Scagway]

@Rainmaker1973 Now we know how the pyramids were built.

[National Institute of Standards and Technology @NIST]

More than 150 years ago, France gifted the U.S. the iconic Statue of Liberty. Since then, NIST metal experts have helped preserve the statue for future generations. Learn more: https://t.co/0qHfFIR0Tz.

[Caribou Lou @Scagway]

@QuantiusPilate @RealEmirHan Pitch: “ You’re…”

Cage: “I’m in!”

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@historyinmemes Ironically he prefers only hand doubles for his hand jobs.

[Caribou Lou @Scagway]

@NintendoAmerica Billy here. Did you get that tape I sent you? Along with the box of my hot sauce?

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

Microsoft has confirmed that Windows includes a Global Device ID (GDID), a permanent identifier automatically assigned to a PC during installation.

According to Microsoft, the GDID is used for security purposes,The company says it is not used for advertising or tracking users across apps and websites.

Unlike advertising IDs, the GDID cannot be disabled or reset by users, as it is designed to remain tied to the device for its lifetime.
Microsoft publicly acknowledged the identifier only after it appeared in court documents related to an FBI investigation.

[Caribou Lou @Scagway]

@ChavaProduction @MosabHasanYOSEF Irish drunk driving day? 😂

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@MemoryLaneTime I hated when people would do that! I don’t see it as much now thankfully, but I was never taught that in school ever, yet when I would have to proofread someone’s paper or report I would notice the double space after the period. It always looked so bad to me.

[Jeff Geerling @geerlingguy]

QuadRF is a phased array antenna that can see WiFi through walls, spot drones in the sky... and it's powered by a Pi 5 and FPGA board. Very neat device, we have a full video up on Geerling Engineering...

[Caribou Lou @Scagway]

@FamilyFeud Damn Clinton all the way at the bottom with only 2 and below ugly ass Lincoln.