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2022-2023 Eastern Conference Champs
2022-2023 Rookie of the Year Dalen Terry
2022-2023 Coach of the Year Billy Donovan
2022-2023 I'm back, to Tweet

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@paschutz @fox32news Paris I know your demo at Fox is chicken littles, but Johnson isn't gonna be driving around with a railgun enacting a Paul Vallas wet-dream fantasy. I'm sure his phone was turned on

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@meathead I'm SV'ing a brisket at 155, but this time neglected to salt before putting in the bag. At the 24 hour mark I'm noticing no color change. It's because no salt, right? I've never SV a brisket unseasoned before

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@ChuckGarfien Chuck do you think you could steal a base off the 2022 version of Ron Karkovice

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Printing out that Lebron "fishy" tweet and triumphantly showing it to my general care provider

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@Jason1Goff chopping it up with harden 👀

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Don't be an idiot and watch the wrong game tonite

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WHEN SOMEBODY DOUBTS AN... "AYO"

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ALERT 100% CHANCE OF SCALABRINE AT THE UNITED CENTER. IF YOU ARE IN THE VACINTY KEEP CALM AND DAPS FOR YOUR BOY

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@VicBergerIV

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@SSKedreporter she's gonna need to figure it out quick when parents start pulling their kids out of hybrid after they find out it sucks

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@royalpratt @SSKedreporter @SharkeyCTU1 can we just skip past MLL's inevitable "angry" presser tonight and move on to the conciliatory tone Saturday?

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@chicagosmayor MLL, tens of thousands vs hundreds of thousands. Don't be dense

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@ByMattMasterson CTU: We're not teaching til it's safe

Lori: Stop moving the goalposts

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@SSKedreporter she doesn't realize how tremendous of a self own this phrasing is

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@chicagosmayor @IDPH @CDCgov as long as you are openly admitting mismanagement of educational funds, i guess we're on the same page

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@ChiPubSchools FACT: the district has NO PLAN for teacher vaccines

FACT: the district's only plan is to find a way to divide the union

FACT: the mayor's only supporters in the next election are newly opened twitter accounts that exist out of state for some reason

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@ChiPubSchools FACT: the district should be investigated for a contract that paid a lot of money for wrong-sized HEPA filters that do jack squat

FACT: the teachers are basically walking into the same conditions they were pre-pandemic, except with 3 cloth masks and a bottle of sanitizer

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@chicagosmayor "CTU blew it up"
"A deal is close"

What the hell are you talking about? is it one or the other? It can't be both.

Lightfoot: "Pre-K/Cluster and K-8 are expected back Monday"
Jackson: "Pre-K/Cluster are expected back Monday"

You wanna get your statements straight?

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@ChiPubSchools @ChiPublicHealth CPS be like: