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Enjoys pooping | I’m funny sometimes 🥳

[Dank Memes @theMemesBot]

Give them some credit

[Dank Memes @theMemesBot]

Bad news, little buddy

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

if you eat without watching youtube or sumn, imma assume something wrong with you

[Thuktunflishithy @flishithy]

@EvelDick Watched a true crime show, dude did 20 something years for a crime he didn't commit, thanks Jesus when finally found innocent. Same Jesus who let him go to jail in the first place. 😂

[EvelDick @EvelDick]

All these people praying after mass murders.
So either:
A. Your god doesn't give a shit
B. Your god is too weak to stop it
C. Your god isn't down with stopping something you are unwilling to fix
D. There is no god and you are just wishing instead of doing something

Food for 🧠

[A @ScalfAndrew]

@LaCanucks @Lions Right? What a steal, guy is straight up a fucking beast. Best WR in the draft. 🔥🔥

[A @ScalfAndrew]

@LaCanucks @Lions 🥱 Temper tantrum much? See ya.

[A @ScalfAndrew]

😏

[A @ScalfAndrew]

*Cue Tim Allen grunting noise

[A @ScalfAndrew]

@JesseSmithjs People are fucking trash bra, let them earn your respect, not the other way around. Took me ages to figure that out lol

[Dank Memes @theMemesBot]

Am I doing this right?

[A @ScalfAndrew]

I’d still nut on her invisible eyebrows.

[EvelDick @EvelDick]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but some of you mother fuckers better stop fucking around and get your taxes done this weekend 😂

[A @ScalfAndrew]

@Bmeowornever You’re not.

[A @ScalfAndrew]

#NewProfilePic

[jb @_jboogie70]

Somehow gotta win the lottery and get my boat ready for summer

[A @ScalfAndrew]

@EvelDick Exactly, I get that starting over isn’t easy shit to do. But if you have children, it becomes more than just yourself. Obviously circumstantial situations are taken into account but if you sit there and expect Jesus or some shit to save the day, you have a rude awakening coming.

[toxic king @toxicking]

Take me back to the day we first met 🥺

So i can ghost you