Me: "Blima, look over there!!ππ"
Blima: *turns around* "Where?!"
Me: *slaps his fat jiggly ass*
Blima: "KYAAAAHH >\\\\<. What did I tell you about doing that!?!?"
Me: "Heh, sorry. I just couldn't help it. ππ"
*Scallyrags sits down for a moment and sighs* Yknow.. running this whole carnival thing has been fun, and it's been wonderful to see new guests and new members for our family circus.. But after a while, it gets boring. I never want that to happen, but it will happen eventually.
I think it's sickening that people in the Human World will go out of their day to draw shit like this.
I am a literal con artist, and even I know this is fucked up.
// The "Dess groomed Kris" theory is so ass dude it's so fucking horrid and it's literally just the writers barely disguised fetish
To anyone who supports this theory please fucking block me