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Poppin Pussy on the Reg, Psalms 11:8, Jawn 3:16, Marxist-Leninist

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first day at the office and i’m the only one with that shit on #SumnLight

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sayin who pussy is this on the home depot loudspeaker

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we’re out of milk

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when i’m drunk i’m like a baby i need you to dangle my keys in front of me

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fran lebowitz definitely goes stupid on it

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pic of my balls in the office slack

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have tankies considered that grams i had some diabolical hole?

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teaching my homunculus how to juju on that beat

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every time i jump i take fall damage

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does it count as drunk driving if i do it from the back seat

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@nba_paint @Lakers @KingJames noooo i’ve been saying Jalen Bronzong to myself for years

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in the front of the lecture hall crunching doritos loud af

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goin to sex addicts anonymous just to goon type shit

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i will never forgive the dog in jim jarmusch’s paterson for what he did

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con law professor had a photo of young john roberts in the slideshow and i accidentally said “would” loud enough for half the class to hear

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shivers by ed sheeran calling me like the green goblin mask

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getting married feels so much better when i buy israeli blood diamonds instead of lab grown diamonds that are exactly the same

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why does that song want me to cum on eileen

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10 year old kid at the function telling me he has the n word pass

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sitting in the crowd at a wedding, having gay thoughts