Sam

Making fun of the world, one sarcastic comment at a time

[Sam @Scamanthers]

Me watching Drogon melt the iron throne: "He melted it. She doesn't get it then none of you scrubs get it. Respect". Derek thought I should share that. Carry on.

[Sam @Scamanthers]

Today I found out that Kris Kristofferson, Michael McDonald, and Christopher Cross aren't the same person. I challenge you to do the same

[Sam @Scamanthers]

For fuck's sake. Can this man make it thru ONE day without being an enormous pile of douche

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

Rich white men, casually mocking the intelligence of a woman. For fun. Laughing about it. Again, misogyny is not a symptom of Trumpism. It is the disease.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Failing to treat rape allegations against Brett Kavanaugh seriously sets a bad example, said one high school student. "Boys will learn that what you do in high school won't affect your future at all, so go do the damage you need to do now." https://t.co/bCddr5aCuh

[Sam @Scamanthers]

Thanks Cruz!

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Ted Cruz tried smearing Beto O'Rourke by posting a video of him giving his thoughts about police violence.

Big mistake.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Texans could either have the coolest Senator in the Senate—young, energetic, sharp as a tack, charismatic, and funny; a man who's lived a dynamic life and is in thrall to no corporation or politician—or it could have Ted Cruz. Doesn't seem like a tough call. RETWEET if you agree.

[Sam @Scamanthers]

Spotted in GQ #suckitDallas

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

‘I can think of nothing more American.’ — Beto O'Rourke — the man taking on Ted Cruz — brilliantly explains why NFL players kneeling during the anthem is not disrespectful

[Sam @Scamanthers]

@paverett Meryl Streep!!

[Sam @Scamanthers]

@braxtonomic @dadogg1212 That's the best sales pitch I've ever read. Sign me up!!!!

[Sam @Scamanthers]

@Faskil Clichés exist for a reason. And it looks delicious

[Sam @Scamanthers]

@Faskil Translation is a bit dodgy... Moving back to Belgium? The one on FB was even worse. Remind me to send that to you. Woof

[Sam @Scamanthers]

@braxtonomic @dadogg1212 BALLER. Let me know how it goes!

[Toby Ziegler @Toby_Ziegler]

*thump*
*thump*
*thump*
*CRASH*

Damned window.

'You have six months to educate Heather Nauert on the history and significance of Pearl Harbor before she cites it as an example of strong US-Japan relations'

https://t.co/UOzP9LtoaF

[ABC News @ABC]

Warriors coach Steve Kerr on White House controversy:

"I'm blown away by the irony of the Eagles being disinvited. … Instead we just have these military sing-a-longs at The White House to show how patriotic we are, even though we don’t know the words." https://t.co/dLRT50KTJA

[Sam @Scamanthers]

I don't super dig watching soccer, but I mos def dig seeing the hot coaches in their suits on the sidelines. Well done, soccer.

[Sam @Scamanthers]

His tongue is stuck. HIS TONGUE IS STUCK!!! how can he not tell???… https://t.co/2NAa78gnIP

[Sam @Scamanthers]

Liam is a gif. Just as nature intended.