Scott A Campanaro

As Noah came before The Flood... so do the Righteous come before The Fire.

Porter Priesthood.

"Give me Liberty... or I will get up and get it myself!"

[Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01]

I still think about this sometimes…

[AI Notkilleveryoneism Memes ⏸️ @AISafetyMemes]

This is the most serious 48 hours in cybersecurity history.

"Black October" they're calling it

It seems every *hour* there's a new incident, that in a typical year, would be one of the biggest incidents of the *entire year*

SUMMARY OF THE LAST 48 HOURS:

YEAR-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical year, these would be among the biggest incidents of the year):

1. PHP2Shell: a hole in the software behind ~70% of websites. Governments took sites offline.
2. eMudhra: the master keys that prove websites are real were cracked. One was the number 4.
3. California: data on every public school student since 2023 stolen, including disability status
4. Railway: hackers stole customers' secret keys from a hosting platform used by millions of developers
5. Zeabur: 321,810 accounts breached. The company is shutting down.
6. LiteLLM: an AI tool downloaded 3.4 million times a day was poisoned with a password stealer
7. GitLab: a 10-out-of-10 severity hole in every version since 2014
8. Cairn: criminals used an AI hacking tool to break into 100+ companies
9. Ahold Delhaize: hackers knocked the owner of Food Lion and Stop & Shop offline
10. Onamae: malware planted on up to 26,739 customer servers in Japan

MONTH-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical month, these would be among the biggest incidents):

11. Signal: a bug could leave your mic and camera on after you hang up
12. NGINX: 3 critical holes in software running ~1/3 of websites
13. HTTP/3: a single connection can crash 7 of the 10 web server types tested
14. Plex: hackers breaking into home media servers
15. SafePay ransomware: FBI warns it has hit 600+ critical infrastructure organizations
16. Palo Alto: ransomware gangs breaking in through company firewalls
17. Bullhorn: platform used by 10,000+ companies knocked offline
18. Medi-Cal: 970,000 patients' data stolen
19. WordPress: hackers stole a plugin maker's keys and used them to plant backdoors on websites
20. AOMEI: backup software's update server handed out a backdoor
21. Meta Muse: Meta's AI agent exposed users' personal and business secrets
22. Tor: 333 relays hijacked to steal logins
23. TiDB Cloud: database company's cloud breached

Also serious:

24. State Bank of India: India's biggest bank confirms a data breach
25. OVHcloud: hackers slipped a password stealer into a cloud company's official tool
26. Siemens: a software hole being used to spread malware
27. North Korea: state hackers launch a new attack campaign on South Korea

[Scott A Campanaro @Scamp1776]

@BridgetPhetasy Hoe-flation.

Not one-tenth as substantial, desirable, or real as the women of 50 years ago --but 10x the glam, sparkles, and STDs.

Get a passport and wife up some woman who hates feminists.

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

For the record women dress like whores everywhere now, not just the gym.

[Scott A Campanaro @Scamp1776]

@BridgetPhetasy Nailed it...

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

Shane Gillis goading thousands of women into tagging him in their half-naked selfies is elite tier.

[Big G from Big D @big_outlaw]

@GeorgeRoush

[Scott A Campanaro @Scamp1776]

@clerpatriot THAT is classic "Projection"... typical racist commies.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

https://t.co/yvJOwOS4xE

[Scott A Campanaro @Scamp1776]

@joncoopertweets Thanks for letting me know who America’s enemies are!

[Scott A Campanaro @Scamp1776]

@AOCpress Lol

[Scott A Campanaro @Scamp1776]

@joncoopertweets Well, thank you. My gay friends thank you, and my grandkids of color, and my Jewish ancestors… they all rank you for withholding your censorious ‘friendship’. #MAGA 24/7!

[Scott A Campanaro @Scamp1776]

@joncoopertweets The cartels spent their money wisely. Plata y Plomo.

[Scott A Campanaro @Scamp1776]

@joncoopertweets Slacker.

[Scott A Campanaro @Scamp1776]

@POTUS FJB

[Scott A Campanaro @Scamp1776]

@AllieBA65 😂… dwarf actors are not who I look to for approval. LOL.

[Scott A Campanaro @Scamp1776]

@keithboykin All great news thanks for spreading the good news. MAGA-MAGA!

[Scott A Campanaro @Scamp1776]

@keithboykin MAGA!

[Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01]

@AOC And the left keeps avoiding the real mental illness…. Actually they celebrate it:

[Scott A Campanaro @Scamp1776]

@AOC You can only get by on being a hottie for so long… you are going to have to learn logic, rhetoric, & rigor if you want to sit at the big boy table.