Kokes

If you don't like Dom, I don't like you. ✨ 5’10 ✨

[Kokes @Scamp529]

"Make sure your clutch is big enough to hold your puke."

[Thatswhatshesaid @Missal1sunday_]

Leaving the function sloppy drunk straight to your eater who also has a big dick

[A L K H E M I S T @madukoko]

There is a certain type of nut video I want and the man that can do it how I like, will become my husband.

[Kokes @Scamp529]

Just realized my mom had me 2 months before she turned 29, and she died when I was 29. Life is so unfair.

[Ishmael Johnson @IshmaelRJohnson]

“She wants to rest in cotton because after a life of wearing rhinestones, she wants to finally be comfortable”

[Kokes @Scamp529]

I don’t really have any parasocial relationships with celebrities, but why did seeing Dolly passed make me immediately start crying?

[NASA Goddard @NASAGoddard]

A stellar Coat of Many Colors for Dolly Parton, forever among the stars 💗

[Kokes @Scamp529]

In high school I wouldn’t do anything at my after school job until the radio started playing 9 to 5 and I knew I had 1 hour left until close to get all my tasks done

[Kokes @Scamp529]

Everyone wish Lou a happy 1st birthday or else 🥳

[Kokes @Scamp529]

Just saw a commercial for Sketchers kids shoes that have an insert in the heel for an AirTag and something about that just feels so dystopian

[Kokes @Scamp529]

For Lou’s first birthday I think I’m going to hire a pet psychic

[ohlode @ohlode]

Do you know if you’re in your 30s and you’ve had your Facebook since high school and it’s still active you can go back and read all the messages from when you were young and it can sort of kind of traumatize you

[MISS AQUARIUS @4daluvofmonie]

why nobody dick be getting hard on love island after all that kissing

[Kokes @Scamp529]

Darrius bonding with my puppy “Lou… have you ever heard of Nicki Minaj??”

[Kokes @Scamp529]

Little people wrestling was the best start to my bday weekend

[Kokes @Scamp529]

Afraid I might get cancelled tonight

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

and if you see me celebrating the fourth of july it’s because I want a hot dog not because I support the government

[Kokes @Scamp529]

Happy Solstice 🌞✨✨

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

bitch we thought you died

[Kokes @Scamp529]

Just remembered my mom used to make me wear my inhaler in this little leather crossbody pouch she got from a Native American stand at the flea market. Anywhere I went from ages 7-11 I had that bad boy on me. So embarrassing 😂