New banner courtesy of @sdoesntwork , super happy with it! He's a treat to work with and made me feel like my idea really came to life. I'd say it was cheap, but I used sub money to buy it so I barely remember, lol!
Reimburse me anyways cause you know you love your mistakes.
You're very strange, you know? Asking me to put on a costume like this, where my breasts could spill out at any second. I can barely even take a full breath and if I sneeze then it's all over. Why not just demand a naked apron at that point or something, you fucking pervert...
Hey, bro! Ready to go hit the field together? I've got a few grand slams in me just waiting to get out...! Yeah, don't worry I totally brought protection. Yeah, I promise, we'll definitely go get some beers after and we can talk technique! Just hurry and get undressed, ok~?