Amanda Scandaliato

[nich☁️ @sohighschooll]

I am sorry but prince william dancing to shake it off has me wheeeeeezing

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“what's wrong?”

women: “NOTHING”

[Dante Moon @lvnarboymusic]

usher & lil Jon: “YEAH… YEAH”

me:

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

sir, a third temu ad has hit the super bowl

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Nobody:

Me when I go to someone's house and they have a pet

[Sam Jeske @Sam_Jeske]

yeah I support the troops

[☔ @Whotfismick]

did it hurt? when you woke up before your alarm and checked the time and you had less than a minute left? did it hurt?

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Going.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

no unfortunately i cannot give you directions around the city i have lived in my entire life

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Forgets to stir pasta for 4 seconds"

the pasta:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

my brain at 3am:

[kp @kioniii_]

when ppl tell me they're pregnant i be like "omg what you gon do???" 😭

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

When you finally get home from work only to realise you have to do it all again tomorrow

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Drugs are so funny I was at a party once in undergrad and this guy I was talking to was mad that his Xanax “wasn’t hitting on shit” and he “just felt chill/normal”…. BABY YOU HAVE ANXIETY YOU SHOULD BE MEDICATED THIS IS YOUR MEDICINE.

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

when i tell him idc where we go to eat & we pull up to a place i don't like