In the “bet-you-didn’t-know” category,
Homeland Security Secretary Mayorkas issued written guidance making it clear that:
1. Illegal presence alone is not grounds for deportation.
2. Criminal charges, convictions or gang membership alone are not enough for deportation.
You basically have to be a convicted axe murderer to be deported!
That’s because every deportation is a lost vote.
In 1999, Australian truck driver Bill Morgan was involved in a serious accident that left him in a coma. Even though doctors said he had no chance of living, he miraculously woke up after 12 days and was completely fine.
Feeling lucky for having survived, he went on and bought a scratch lottery ticket. The result? He won a $17,000 car.
Normally, winning a car wouldn’t have made it to the news, but because of Morgan’s accident story, Channel 9 decided to do a feature on the man who was "clinically dead and came back to win the lottery."
While filming, they asked him to buy a lottery ticket so they could reenact the winning scratch. He happily obliged and started scratching the ticket on camera. To everyone's dismay, he won a further $250,000.
If Travis Kelce scores 2+ touchdowns and the Chiefs beat the Chargers today, we'll give this Travis Kelce autographed jersey to someone who reposts this post and follows us!
@wrcoachtu87@RonnieB80654366@ThomasSowell You do know you didn’t actually face any of these things so nothing is actually owed to you? And none of us did these things to anyone so we don’t owe anyone Jack shit?
@EdKrassen Damnit man I’ve tried to follow you so I could get another view on things but you are such a fucking idiot🤣 if 22,000 lbs was siezed 10x that got through you’re a fucking moron bye.
@krassenstein I think finding cocaine in the White House is actually very important because if someone is able to sneak that in then they could be able to sneak in a poisonous powder of some sort that should scare everyone that works there.
Gas is down more than $1.70 from its peak.
That adds up to around $180 a month for a typical family – that’s money in your pocket, not spent at the pump.