Now I'm Too Hot

absolute whore for Post-It notes

[Now I'm Too Hot @ScandyBella]

Depression, but with money in the bank.

[The Museum of Curiosities @CuriosMuseum]

Posing for a photo on the set of the film 'Godzilla' (1954).

[nico @NicosTwtAccount]

Gonna start saying “this is going to ruin the tour” as a response to every slight inconvenience in my life

[timberket @timberket]

dirty baaaaabe you see these shackles baby i'm your slave

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

how it feels to have to get up in the morning when ur partner gets to stay in bed

[Now I'm Too Hot @ScandyBella]

My top 3 hobbies:
1. Eating half of an Rx bar
2. Saving the rest for later
3. Never eating the other half

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

does he have a 🦅🇺🇸🏈🔫 mustache or a 🍄⛺️🏔️ mustache

[nikita richardson @nikitarbk]

one day you’re a hot, fun 20-something and before you know it you’re a hot, fun 30-something with an interest in birds

[Now I'm Too Hot @ScandyBella]

Realized this at the zoo a few years ago - haven’t been the same since

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

A husky next to a wolf. 🤯

My entire life I thought they were the size of dogs. I’ve been heavily mistaken.

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

Absolutely besotted with Tchaikovsky's tone in this letter

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Yes. Even siblings don't get the same parents

[🤍skin 𖣐 destroyer🦴 @gloomingly]

i hope this email freaks you out

[SummerClub @sumerclub]

This is what i mean when i say i wanna work remotely