Nicholas Cook

[Nicholas Cook @ScapeGoat94]

@EvanDulaney Just to pick on you. I’m out ✌️

[Nicholas Cook @ScapeGoat94]

@BrendonVando don’t have any rude comments for you but @EvanDulaney’s bio isn’t up to date and you should know that

[Nicholas Cook @ScapeGoat94]

@EvanDulaney your bio says saving up for Hamilton tickets

[Nicholas Cook @ScapeGoat94]

I wish could still watch "Yeti, Get Ready!" by @peteholmes and Matt Bergninger from @The_National. #recordthatsongplease

[Nicholas Cook @ScapeGoat94]

Today, not great. Tomorrow will be much better. #modestmouse7

[Nicholas Cook @ScapeGoat94]

@EvanDulaney forgot how yuuuuuge of a Raymond fan you are. My condolences

[The National @TheNational]

#fakeempire | New York & America: Don't let this guy win. One thing we can all agree on. | Image by @elaess

[Nicholas Cook @ScapeGoat94]

Is there a more tragically beautiful song written? The National & Bon Iver perform "Vanderlyle Crybaby Geeks" on Q https://t.co/cKcafEAAub

[Nicholas Cook @ScapeGoat94]

Just paused my tv using my phone from the other room. I'm officially apart of the 21st century now.

[Nicholas Cook @ScapeGoat94]

Alanis at karaoke, where you at @Syphilalex

[Nicholas Cook @ScapeGoat94]

Ben is now sending me pictures of my knees

[Nicholas Cook @ScapeGoat94]

Someone's singing "If I only had a brain" at karaoke. This is why I stay home!

[Nicholas Cook @ScapeGoat94]

All night Ben keeps snapping me images of things. He's sitting directly next to me every time. "It's a different experience" #CookBroJokes

[Nicholas Cook @ScapeGoat94]

Two albums come out June 24th. One of them will be terrific.

[Nicholas Cook @ScapeGoat94]

@EvanDulaney I'm yelling for society, clearly LD

[Nicholas Cook @ScapeGoat94]

I will ALWAYS defend my friends and if that means getting in a yelling match in the studio, well who gives a shit I'm done anyway

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

As a doctor, you would not tell your patient they have cancer.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Yous would be de belle of de ball.

[Nicholas Cook @ScapeGoat94]

"I'm not fucking sober, I'm Mr. November" misheard lyrics, sure, but just as great and very accurate for this weekend

[Nicholas Cook @ScapeGoat94]

Michael Jordan has only felt this pain one other time in his life